POTUS coming to Golden
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Scan-Denver
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Has he made Colorado his 3rd or 4th home ?? Can't remember any other POTUS making so many trips here !!
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If he is, he better stay lower than chest high or have his SS guys provide close proximity cover at all times !rick521 said:Hope he is not coming out with the Vice President to go hunting.
Could not resist.
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Send me an email (scan.denver@yahoo.com) and I'll advise what POTUS is.RISC777 said:
polymorph7
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I don't think it is a secret, Bill
Anyone who has watched The West Wing on TV knows "POTUS"
Anyone who has watched The West Wing on TV knows "POTUS"
Scan-Denver
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I'm sure you're right.polymorph7 said:I don't think it is a secret, Bill
eyes00only
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Probably will take the Coors tour too
Jerry
Jerry
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Heard on the Radio he will be visiting the National Renewable Energy Plant.
rick521 said:Hope he is not coming out with the Vice President to go hunting.
Could not resist.
1. Any person with a valid State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. The taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use
of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. The killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If
accidentally struck, remove road kill to roadside, then proceed to
nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a helicopter
or other aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout, "whiplash," "ambulance!" or, "Free
Perrier!" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
whorehouses, health spas, ambulances, or hospitals.
8. If an attorney is elected to government office, there will be a $500
bounty on the pelt.
9. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for rabies, vermin and contagious diseases.
10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter,
drug dealer, pimp, female law clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or
tax accountant for the purposes of hunting attorneys.
Attorney Bag Limits:
Yellow-Bellied Sidewinder = 5
Hairless Civil Libertarian = 7
Skinny-Assed Ambulance Chaser = 12
Horse or Cattle Rustler Defender = 20
Silver-Tongued Murderer Defender = 50
Jack-Legged Divorce Litigator = No limit
Honest Attorney = Extinct
GOOD HUNTING!
polymorph7
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Oh that is hysterical. Thanks for that one Jim
Today I bus out to the local radio shack and see if the manager found a pro 95,96,97 in the trash. He said if he DID find one in the trash, he would save it for me....
I am not holding my breath.....
Today I bus out to the local radio shack and see if the manager found a pro 95,96,97 in the trash. He said if he DID find one in the trash, he would save it for me....
I am not holding my breath.....
Scan-Denver
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I like that Jim, got anymore ?
Scan-Denver
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Thanks Jim ! For once traffic won't be messed up downtown !!jimmnn said:
luke-1
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jimmnn said:
Listen for traffic on MAC-2 and MAC-3. ACSO has been radio testing on those two all day today.
Luke
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Wonder why he is staying in Arapahoe County when he is going to Golden tomorrow ?jimmnn said:
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