Don't look at this thread!!!!

[b7spectra]

I did not click on this thread and, officer, these are not my pants!

[barry008]

Since I'm legally blind without my glasses, I'll just take them off and read this thread.

[Jimru]

So long as you all promote MY thread;
"Cats and Radios", that's all that matters here!

;-)

[Darth_vader]

tonite, thriller was
abt an ol woman, so vain she 
surrounded herself w/
     many mirrors

it got so bad that finally she
locked herself indoors & her 
whole life became the 
     mirrors

one day the villagers broke
into her house, but she was too
swift for them, she disappeared
    into a mirror
each tenant who bought the house
after that, lost a loved one to
     the ol woman in the mirror:
     first a young girl
     then a young woman
     then the young woman/s husband

the hunger of this thread is legendary
it has taken in many victims
back off from this thread
it has drawn in yr feet
back off from this thread
it has drawn in yr legs
back off from this thread
it is a greedy mirror
     you are into this thread from the waist down
     nobody can hear you can they?
this thread has had you up to here
     belch
this thread aint got no manners
you cant call out frm this thread
relax now & go w/ this thread
move & roll on to this thread

     do not resist this thread
     this thread has yr eyes
     this thread has his head
     this thread has his arms
     this thread has his fingers
     this thread has his fingertips

this thread is the reader & the
     reader this thread

stastic: the us bureau of missing persons reports
     that in 1968 over 100,000 people disappeared
     leaving no solid clues
        nor trace        only
a space        in the lives of their friends

Apologies to Ishmael Reed.

(* Posted in a code box to preserve spacing.)

[Jimru]

Thread? What thread you talking about?

[barry008]

I was wandering through the "everything else" section and tripped over this thread. I broke my nose.

[gr8rcall]

Originally Posted by barry008

I was wandering through the "everything else" section and tripped over this thread. I broke my nose.

I hope it heals quickly. Did you go to the doctor?

[barry008]

I did go last Friday. Got a shot in my shoulder for bursitis. Its just now not hurting as much. The needle looked to be 3 inches long and felt like it, too.

[Jimru]

What about your schnozzola?

[barry008]

Uhh, I'm not...uhhh, my WHAT?


Just kidding

[milf]

Oh no! I looked... Now I am lost, yo bud, when's the next train? Or is it stagecoach in this reality?

[Jimru]

Hey Mack, youse gots to click dose heels an' make tree which's if youse gonna gid outta heah.

Not dat it's any of my bidnezz or nuttin'...

[milf]

Which witch will switch my which for a wish and can I trade toto for a rottie?

[Jimru]

That Rottie is going to make a sandwich out of Toto, seems to me, milf!

[milf]

That's kinda why I wanted to trade.... Thisun rightchere prefers da WOOF to da YIP anyfriggindayOdaweek.

[Jimru]

Yeah, dem Yippies can be irritatin' to da ears!

[RadioDaze]

Y'all'd be surprised how often I actually don't look at this thread.

[milf]

At least ya be followin dem dar instructions thingy?

[Jimru]

Who's readin' instructions? Real mean don't read instructions! They press every button until the damn thingy works, or blows up!

[milf]

Holy flying rear ends Batman! I didn't know the Batcycle HAD an ejection seat till I pushed this button like this.... "WHOOSH! CRASH! BAM!"

"Hello, central casting? Yeah its Batman again.... Yeah another Robin please..."