Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[uzi9mmauto]

I was listening to a adjacent PD Car Frequency. (Car to Dispatch) A female Officer car aka '22' was on Patrol. She had informed dispatch of a 'suspicious' person(s) walking at 2am

22 to Base
(Base) Go Ahead-
22: Run Stacey DOB ###
(Base) No hits
22: Next subject has no ID , Could you run 'Iama Hunt" (Pronounced 'Eye-mu" DOB ####
(base) Repeat that 22, (repeated) by 22 over the air.
(base) 22 ?
22: yes-
(base) You said the girl Ima has no ID?
22: 10/4
(Silence for about 1 minute)
(base) 22- nothing is showing (You can hear laughing in background)
22: DOB ### Iama Hunt shows nothing.
(base) Sue , thats a variant of the 'mike hunt' joke. Your being razzed as a 'your a "C"

**I hear a dead key- then 22(sue) saids i'm going 10/7

I walked away after a minute or two of silence. (Then indistinguishable audio)

22: to base
(base) 22 go ahead
22: requesting an ambulance. My Mace 'incidently' discharged and the 16 (You hear coughing and crying in background-lol) has tripped *cough*
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If you didn't get it- the WRONG girl gave the cop the name [ Iima Hunt ]- which translates into
'I'm a ****'.. That disrespect to the officer lead to a beating of the 16 (Suspect) LOL
Evidently she got Maced and hit a few times.

This was in Nov.13th 2012.

[WVFC80]

Dispatch: SUN 6, I have another 21 request for you. ( probably the 5th in the last hour)
SUN 6: Yea well I have a request for you
Dispatch: Go Ahead
SUN 6: Can you stop sending me all these 21's im tired of being on the phone the whole shift
Dispatch: How do you think we feel!
SUN 6: Vaild point sir, your all doing a great job
Dispatch: Thank you sir
SUN 6: Yea you should all give each other high fives or something like that
Dispatch: Thats where we draw the line, now get to those 21's or your gonna have another soon!
SUN 6: Fine you win!

[uzi9mmauto]

Thats crazy- they gave a modern device a cellphone's function like text messages ie a '21'.
Theres such a huge wall between the local police etiquette. I remember having 'random' state police barracks on the scanner late one night. I remember the dispatcher saying something back to a officer in his car. Then a loud chuckle came over the mic. I was in shock!

Then who I assume was the Sgt was NOT amused and screamed on how that was a 'inappropriate' response and cause for discipline. yadda! yadda! I suppose I can make a radio post on crazy officer talk? Well I need to make a 21.

Then go '10-7' to take a '2' and do a quick 1. lol

[lost_in_maine]

Gorilla sighting on Back Road

... Dispatch call ... Somerset Communications Center, Somerset County Maine
... Skowhegan ... Back Road
... 2:40 p.m. ... Aug. 13


Narrative: Caller reports an animal in the field next to Box 121, most likely a gorilla but not sure. Animal is brown/black with long hair.

Narrative: Left message on ACO's (animal control officer) machine.

Narrative: (Officer)...will be all set, has the individual.

Narrative: (Officer).. off at (address) Back Road with male juv. (juvenile)

Narrative: (Officer) ...the juv will remain at home and not be running around.


Translation: A woman in the neighborhood reported seeing an animal that looked like a gorilla. Police and dispatchers said it turned out to be a young man in a "gilly" camouflage suit, which has strips of cloth hanging off it.

He was jumping out in front of cars with a stick.

"Gilly" suit: Leafy or shaggy camouflage suit that disguises the wearer and looks much like a hairy animal.
... Over and out ...

[bobmich52]

Getting Ready 2 Go Out and Take The 1st Shot @ The Snow Here In Ct

The Nut Jobs r Out 2day

South Winsor pd

Dispatch

Car xx Respond 2 xxx Road 4 A Person Who Would Like To Turn Himself In 4 Stealing A Car

The Car He Is Confessing 2 Stealing Was Stolen 2 Yrs Ago

[Jimru]

Here in Falmouth, MA, on the PD frequency; a report of "..an ATV speeding down Sandwich Road..."

It was an FYI only, they did not respond, as they are pretty busy.

[troshs]

Heard last night while listening to the live online feed of LAPD....

"juvenile driving a forklift down the road..."

[Jimru]

Just now monitoring (on "Red Dot" freq., 151.625) what appears to be an out of state electrical contractor.

The boss is miffed because no one on the crew has a meter, including himself!

I know they are probably out of state because they all have Southern accents and this is Cape Cod, MA. We had thousands without power as a result of winter storm Nemo.

[JokeInsurance]

While listening to Fairfax County Police Departments feed, a woman called in saying that she wants her area checked because she read on Facebook that fireworks will be lit off soon. She also mentioned that she found discarded fireworks at her local pool about a week ago.

Haha!

[KD0TAZ]

Heard this one this afternoon during our snowstorm fiasco

"102 to Dispatch, I will be out with a red Chevy van, lic #######.. They are stopped halfway down the offramp from I-70 in the traffic lane, four occupants outside the vehicle"...

3 minutes later...

"102 to dispatch, I'll be 10-24, they are moving the vehicle. They needed to stop for a break, and apparently it is procedure where they come from to just park in the middle of the road..."

Dispatcher <with laughter in the background>: 10-4

[Me-In-Va]

One evening I was listening to the county dispatcher call out about 6 or 7 units to respond to a shooting call. Dispatch said that a person has been shot in the head. After a few moments you heard all the units heading to the call. About a minute later the dispatcher called for everyone but one medic to return to quarters. The caller called back...the person was shot in the head with a BB gun.

[WVFC80]

County to MICU 91: You have a 26yo male found unresponsive by the rp approx 10 mins ago, unknown pmh and unknown extracurricular activities.

MICU 91 to County : what do you mean by extracurricular activities?

County to MICU 91: use your imaginations boys (hear laughing in the background)

MICU 91 to County: ok now we get it MICU 91 is enroute

[Jimru]

Please forgive, what does "pmh" stand for?

Thanks!

[WVFC80]

pmh stands for past medical history.

[daneg]

Dispatcher dispatching a vehicle accident.


"Units for a vehicle accident with ejaculation....EJECTION, Vehicle accident with ejection."


Another one was dispatching for a place called black angus. The one dispatcher said "black anus".

[WAScanMan]

RP is severely MI (Mentally Ill) and believes his sister is the anti-christ. He's trying to perform an exorcism. He's been previously arrested for spraying alcohol in a court room trying to perfom a communion.
An officer asked the dispatcher to repeat . I think he just wanted to hear it again.

[Jimru]

Originally Posted by WAScanMan

RP is severely MI (Mentally Ill) and believes his sister is the anti-christ. He's trying to perform an exorcism. He's been previously arrested for spraying alcohol in a court room trying to perfom a communion.
An officer asked the dispatcher to repeat . I think he just wanted to hear it again.

Imagine trying to take notes on that while listening over the radio!

[WAScanMan]

Originally Posted by Jimru

Imagine trying to take notes on that while listening over the radio!

LOL! I couldn't do it. There were several pauses while being dispatched. I can only imagine the dispatcher fighting to hold back laughter.

[Jimru]

Originally Posted by WAScanMan

LOL! I couldn't do it. There were several pauses while being dispatched. I can only imagine the dispatcher fighting to hold back laughter.

I meant the cops, sitting in their squad car!

[dmg1969]

So far, the weirdest thing I have heard on the scanner was just a short time ago. I was busy getting some stuff ready to list on eBay, so I wasn't fully paying attention and missed the initial dispatch. What I heard was the dispatcher giving the EMS unit the patient information. The part that caught my attention was when he said it was a 21 year old female, there was serious bleeding and her hand may still be stuck in the blender.