In my home county (Payne County, Okla.), Santa gets a more friendly reception! I wasn't home this year to hear it, but it generally goes something like this:
Santa: Santa Claus calling Payne County Sheriff's Office.
SO: Payne County 400 (Sheriff Carl Heiner) to Santa Claus, go ahead.
Santa: 400, just wanted to let you know I'm entering your county to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls.
400: 10-4, Santa. Break, 400 to all Payne County units and listening agencies, Santa Claus, a WM, medium height, heavy build, white hair and beard, wearing a red suit, has been cleared by this agency to make scheduled deliveries. Santa is driving a red sleigh pulled by 8 reindeer, and will be stopping at houses across the county. All units and agencies are requested to extend all courtesies and assistance. Break, Santa, you are cleared to proceed.
Santa: Thank you, 400! Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas, sheriff!
400: Thank you, Santa. Merry Christmas to you and drive safely.
I about fell out of my chair the first time I heard this!
Merry Christmas to all! :lol:
Mark S.