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Old 11-05-2013, 12:29 PM
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1. David Eckert, regular Joe Shmo, finishes up his shopping at Walmart, and then neglects to come to a complete stop at a stop sign pulling out of the parking lot. Cop stops him.
2. Cop observes David Eckert seemingly clenching his butt cheeks. Decides that's probable cause to suspect Eckert is hiding drugs in his butt. He detains Eckert and obtains search warrant to allow for an anal cavity search.
3. Cop takes Eckert to ER. Doc there refuses to do cavity search citing it's "unethical."
4. Other medical center is all, "Sure! We'll happily anally probe him!" Eckert is admitted. And then the real fun begins.
* Eckert's abdomen is x-rayed. No drugs.
* Eckert's anus is probed. No drugs.
* Eckert's anus is probed again. Still no drugs.
* Eckert is given an enema, and forced to crap in front of docs and police. His stool is searched. No drugs.
* A second enema is given. Same deal. No drugs.
* A third enema is given. Again, no drugs.
* Docs perform another x-ray. No drugs.
* Eckert is sedated, and a freaking COLONOSCOPY is performed. NO FREAKING DRUGS.

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Old 11-05-2013, 12:38 PM
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so run a stop sign and get a free lower g.i. ?
where do i sign up?
oh ya just run a stop sign.
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:40 PM
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Here's why:

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Old 11-05-2013, 2:41 PM
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Then there is Tara Mishra, who had given her life savings to friends as her share in a new business. Last year, a Nebraska state trooper stopped her friends for speeding and asked to search for drugs. The couple agreed, and the troopers found more than $1 million. Though the couple explained why Mishra had given them the money and though no drugs were found, police kept the cash after a K-9 analysis found drug residue on it.
All money has the presence of miniscule amounts of drugs! That horse sht!
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Thanks for posting this story. I have been looking for a suitable name for my band and "Eckert's Anus" it is.
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KF5YBZ I hope you get picked up by a record company and go national and win fame with your fellow members in Eckert's Anus....
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Well at least he doesn't have to pay for a colonoscopy for a few more years.
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Thanks for posting this story. I have been looking for a suitable name for my band and "Eckert's Anus" it is.


I see your promo poster already, "Eckert's Anal Solo" !

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I see your promo poster already, "Eckert's Anal Solo" !

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Except, "Eckert's Anus" not only received the attention of a full band, they used power amps and brought in the marching band.

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Wow! Unbelievable!
So how soon till it becomes a "made for TV movie"? LOL!
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I'd like to know what the judge was smoking when he approved the warrant. "Seemingly clenching" one's buttocks is probably cause? Give me a break already!
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Same thought here! WTF would a judge approve of something like that? I find a lot of judges are just as corrupt and inept as the police.
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While this story is unbelievable all by itself, there was another one in the same area.

New Mexico Man Really Had No Idea What He Was in for After Cops Pulled Him Over for Not Using His Blinker | Video | TheBlaze.com

And here is an interview with the attorneys for the original post.

The Story That Made Glenn Beck So Angry He Said He’d ‘Sue the Pants off Them’ and ‘Leave Them With Nothing’ | TheBlaze.com

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Christ!

Glen is right, this is like the Soviet Union. To do it once and then on another man? WTF!? Oo. I can't wait to see the town in the poor house and that clinic shut down!
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Christ!

Glen is right, this is like the Soviet Union. To do it once and then on another man? WTF!? Oo. I can't wait to see the town in the poor house and that clinic shut down!
Don't forget those physicians trying to payoff their student loans without MD behind their names.

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I'd like to know what the judge was smoking when he approved the warrant. "Seemingly clenching" one's buttocks is probably cause? Give me a break already!
No doubt.

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2. Clench your cheeks to prevent an accidental firing of your gas grenade and be repeatedly probed for drugs.
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Activated charcoal works, but if you take meds you don't want that. Unreal!
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Glen is right, this is like the Soviet Union.
Please qualify this statement. I have relatives that lived in Russia under Communist rule, and they could tell you a...slightly different tale.
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Please qualify this statement. I have relatives that lived in Russia under Communist rule, and they could tell you a...slightly different tale.
Worse than being anally violated?

Really, once we've gotten to the point when we're discussing that being anally violated by government mandate still isn't as bad other countries, we've truly lost our way.

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