Biden's boners

pachanga22 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 08:22 AM

How can the world take the U.S. seriously with this jagoff as V.P.?

-- On March 13, 2009, Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone.
-- During a Feb. 25, 2009, interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's "number."
"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."
-- At a Jan. 30, 2009, swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day.
"Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff -- and not cabinet members -- the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge from Obama.
-- On Inauguration Day, Jan. 20 2009, Biden misspoke when he told a cheering crowd of supporters, "Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." Justice John Paul Stevens -- not Stewart -- swore Biden in as vice president.
-- When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain in Athens, Ohio, on Oct. 15, 2008, Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
-- In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929.
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," he said. Herbert Hoover -- not Roosevelt -- was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented in 1929.
-- During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up."
"Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"
-- At a Sept. 10, 2008, town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."
-- Biden mistakenly referred to Alaska governor Sarah Palin as the "lieutenant governor" of her state during a town hall meeting on Sept. 4, 2008 at George Mason University in Manassas, Va.
"I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate," Biden said.
-- Biden said he was running for president -- not vice president -- during a Sept. 1, 2008, roundtable discussion in Scranton, Pa.
"Today is the moment for me as a United States senator running for president to put aside the national politics and focus on what's happening down there," Biden said.
-- Biden referred to John McCain as "George" during his vice presidential acceptance speech on Aug. 27, 2008, at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Co. "Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained.
-- Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan.
"Or should we trust Barack Obama, who more than a year ago called for sending two additional combat brigades to Afghanistan?"
-- During his first campaign rally with Obama as his vice presidential running mate on Aug. 23, 2008, Biden introduced Obama by saying, "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!"
-- On Jan. 31, 2007 -- the day Biden announced his presidential bid -- the Delaware Senator was roundly criticized for calling Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

SigSauer · #2 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 09:04 AM

The title is extremely misleading! I thought he was a freak of nature that has two boners.

C138Kaysone · #3 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 11:06 AM

Well its the people who voted for him and i voted for the other guy but its a change in history.. and i still havent got my change and i probably wont live long enough...

its bad enough im upset with who ever lead us down the hole

Thayne · #4 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SigSauer

The title is extremely misleading! I thought he was a freak of nature that has two boners.

He does; one of them is at the uppermost reach of his Bod---

Ray_Air · #5 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pachanga22

How can the world take the U.S. seriously with this jagoff as V.P.?

-- On March 13, 2009, Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone.
-- During a Feb. 25, 2009, interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's "number."
"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."
-- At a Jan. 30, 2009, swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day.
"Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff -- and not cabinet members -- the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge from Obama.
-- On Inauguration Day, Jan. 20 2009, Biden misspoke when he told a cheering crowd of supporters, "Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." Justice John Paul Stevens -- not Stewart -- swore Biden in as vice president.
-- When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain in Athens, Ohio, on Oct. 15, 2008, Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
-- In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929.
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," he said. Herbert Hoover -- not Roosevelt -- was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented in 1929.
-- During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up."
"Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"
-- At a Sept. 10, 2008, town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."
-- Biden mistakenly referred to Alaska governor Sarah Palin as the "lieutenant governor" of her state during a town hall meeting on Sept. 4, 2008 at George Mason University in Manassas, Va.
"I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate," Biden said.
-- Biden said he was running for president -- not vice president -- during a Sept. 1, 2008, roundtable discussion in Scranton, Pa.
"Today is the moment for me as a United States senator running for president to put aside the national politics and focus on what's happening down there," Biden said.
-- Biden referred to John McCain as "George" during his vice presidential acceptance speech on Aug. 27, 2008, at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Co. "Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained.
-- Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan.
"Or should we trust Barack Obama, who more than a year ago called for sending two additional combat brigades to Afghanistan?"
-- During his first campaign rally with Obama as his vice presidential running mate on Aug. 23, 2008, Biden introduced Obama by saying, "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!"
-- On Jan. 31, 2007 -- the day Biden announced his presidential bid -- the Delaware Senator was roundly criticized for calling Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

What did you say when that "jagoff" Bush was president? Did you say anything? Didn't think so hypocrite.

N_Jay · #6 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pachanga22

How can the world take the U.S. seriously with this jagoff as V.P.?

Oh darn, you woke up the Ray-Man!

ThunderBritches · #7 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 01:48 PM

And as always he doesn't think we criticize our own. Typical liberal tactic. Accuse the opposition of what you yourself are doing. The libs circle the wagons and protect their own at any cost. Conservatives will throw one their own to the wolves trying to do what's right. I had huge problems with many of President Bush's policies. I also voiced them. So no hypocrite here.

C138Kaysone · #8 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 01:52 PM

Well all we know is that we just have to deal with what we have for the next 4 years, remember we put the president in office

we can take him out with the help of congress just like the clinton years but hey, alot of things could of been prevented if congress allowed clinton to do what was needed to prevent ALOT! of things that happened today.

trace1 · #9 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by C138Kaysone

Well all we know is that we just have to deal with what we have for the next 4 years, remember we put the president in office

I didn't vote for him, so I didn't put him in office...

C138Kaysone · #10 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by trace1

I didn't vote for him, so I didn't put him in office...

neither did i but i hope that doesnt hurt anyones feelings, but I would rather have a true leader that could dig us out of the hole because i think we just went deeper just like the movie "a journey to the center of the earth" they kept on falling and falling and falling until they fell into water.

then again how would the US be if biden was the president?

poltergeisty · #11 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by C138Kaysone

its bad enough im upset with who ever lead us down the hole

Barney Frank and Dem INC. are on the top of the list...

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These two entities -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- are not facing any kind of financial crisis,'' said Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts, the ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee. ''The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.''

Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: Fox News hammers Democrats again for Fannie/Freddie mess

YouTube - Why the Meltdown Should Have Surprised No One

When Bush gave that tax rebate as a form of "stimulus" I said, "what is that gonna do? Fund China is all."
Just a filling in the cracks is all that was. Well, the cracks got bigger and it collapsed.
Now we must rebuild and it starts with jobs in this country! Real production jobs. Not this green crap that will take years or more freaking service industry sht! People are fing losing jobs every fing day! I know more damn people now without a job because of this complete mind fk!

ThunderBritches · #12 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 03:33 PM

"alot of things could of been prevented if congress allowed clinton to do what was needed to prevent ALOT! "

That's one of the funniest quotes that I have read online in a long time!! Thanks! I spewed coffee all over my keyboard.

pachanga22 · #13 (**permalink**) 05-21-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray_Air

What did you say when that "jagoff" Bush was president? Did you say anything? Didn't think so hypocrite.

Speaking of which...

Oh, hey Chikin Whittle. Spouting off like the jag...rabbit you are again, huh?

trace1 · #14 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by C138Kaysone

alot of things could of been prevented if congress allowed clinton to do what was needed to prevent ALOT! of things that happened today.

Please enlighten us...

kb2vxa · #15 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 02:38 AM

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year.

SigSauer · #16 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by trace1

Please enlighten us...

Yes, please do.

It was congress letting Clinton do what he thought was needed that led us here. He already admitted to starting the landslide that led to this.

Dak48 · #17 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 08:41 AM

Don't you people ever get tired of being bitter?

McCain/Palin lost, get over it already!

N_Jay · #18 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dak48

Don't you people ever get tired of being bitter?

McCain/Palin lost, get over it already!

LOL, you are kidding right?

Because the left was 100% gentlemanly to the Bush administration over the last 8 years (and continuing on today), right?

Biden is a buffoon.

He was a buffoon before he was elected, he is a buffoon in office, and he will be a buffoon well into his retirement.

All we can hope is he does not turn into the complete disgrace that Carter has made himself.

Dak48 · #19 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 10:03 AM

You'll notice that I did not defend Biden (or Obama for that matter). I just asked if you guys ever got tired of being so bitter all the time. The 'tudes just get rather old after watching the same old thing day after day after day after day after day.

W7RA · #20 (**permalink**) 05-22-2009, 10:12 AM

Mankind cannot govern himself and never has been able to and never will be able to. Not until there is a Kingdom with God in charge will things change for the better. What did Jesus ask us to pray for? "Thy Kingdom come...on earth."? I haven't seen that Kingdom yet, but I look forward to it. Biden, Obama, Bush, Cheney probably all mean well.