LOL!! I love it! I'll start:
I'm really disappointed with my 436HP. I ordered it a month ago and still can't seem to find it in my house ANYWHERE!! Why did Uniden make an invisible, intangible scanner? And worse, WHY DID I BUY AN INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE SCANNER! What a waste of $500. If I could find it, I could turn it up so I could at least hear it, but no such luck. Damn you, Uniden! I'm done buying Uniden invisible scanners. If I can't see the scanner then I'm not buying it. Lesson learned!