You have me pegged; I would like to be less sarcastic, pessimistic, ironic, and sardonically inclined, but alas I am slipping into the abyss
I read somewhere that some "prominent" lawyer said that the only way you can win in the legal system is to not get involved in it.
What did it this time is that I just got off of jury duty & my usual prowess at never actually getting on a jury failed me--