Dont drink And drive

[lowboy654]

Here is a good one.
http://www.wsp.wa.gov/information/releases/mr022509.pdf

[kb2vxa]

"After interviewing the driver for a few moments the driver, Joseph Takesgun, 31 years of age from Buena, was arrested and placed in custody..."

He'd have to be drunk to take a gun off a cop and such an old one too, no wonder he got busted.

[mdulrich]

Downey asked the male driver what he was doing; the driver responded by saying, "I live here." Downey advised the driver that he (Downey) in fact lived there.

And the driver replied, "D'oh!"

Mike