Man Pees Way Out Of Avalanche

[radiolalaland]

Now talk about putting his noggin to work.

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

http://www.soundslikeprogress.com/index.php?p=33

[Thayne]

That opens a whole plethora of choices, depending on your personal outlook.
While I see nothing wrong with drinking all the beer, my mom would just pour it out into the snow--Even if I explained that (warm piss melts snow better), and I know that the kidneys start feeling better after about 6 beers--and my liver usually doesn't hurt till the next day.

any other ideas?

[flyingwolf]

And I was thinking. If it didnt work at least he would have dies with a hell of a good buzz. Wow 60 bottles of beer. Got to wonder if he kept himself ammused. "60 bottles of beer in the car 60 bottles of beer take ......"

Hey wait. What the hell was he doing with 60 bottles of beer in the car in the first place.
And could he be charged with DWI?

[elk2370bruce]

No but he could be charged with PWI.

[kikito]

Originally Posted by flyingwolf

Hey wait. What the hell was he doing with 60 bottles of beer in the car in the first place.
And could he be charged with DWI?

How else can he transport them after buying them?
Or he supposed to walk with them?

Is not against the law to have it in the car, just don't open it!

[n4voxgill]

He had to drive, too drunk to walk

[unitcharlie]

so that is what i was practicing for in all those nameless bars around the world.... can't wait for the bud commercial :shock:

[jmp883]

Wonder if he had Frank Zappa's "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" playing on his car radio?

Joe P :shock:
Emergency Services Dispatcher
Volunteer Firefighter
Scanner Buff

[STiMULi]

Flashlight?

Help me find the keys and we'll drive out of here!

[milf]

LOL!

Well I could take you to a county in MS where even having alcohol in your car is illegal.... You could be arrested for transporting contraband through a dry county. Seriously.

So that could be a precedent....

Your honor the siad booze was a emergency lifesaving tool... read this .....

LOL

[kikito]

Originally Posted by milf

LOL!

Well I could take you to a county in MS where even having alcohol in your car is illegal.... You could be arrested for transporting contraband through a dry county. Seriously.

LOL Yeah, we have many villages up here that is illegal to have alcohol too. Of course, that opens up a big "bootleg" market where people are paying in upwards of $80 for a 750mL bottle!

Another strange law in Oklahoma City, I think. It's illegal for liquor stores to open on Sundays but it's OK for bars to be open. In other words, if you want to drink on Sundays, you have to go to a bar and then drive home drunk!. I don't see that as a better alternative than drinking at home.

[uspatriot1975]

That guy gets kudos for thinking of that as an escape method. I'd a just figured "Well, at least I'll be drunk when I die." as I suffocated an enebriated nimrod.

[WX5JCH]

Another strange law in Oklahoma City, I think. It's illegal for liquor stores to open on Sundays but it's OK for bars to be open.

Hmm, living in Oklahoma, I have to ask the obvious question. Whats a Liquor store? We have package stores, and quick shops. In LA you go into a liquor store to get pogie bait, here you would only get a bottle...

8)

[AZScanner]

Originally Posted by uspatriot1975

That guy gets kudos for thinking of that as an escape method. I'd a just figured "Well, at least I'll be drunk when I die." as I suffocated an enebriated nimrod.

I bet it was more of a case of an accidental discovery than anything. I'm guessing it went more like this:

Hour one: Well this sucks. You look down at the radio for ONE SECOND and POW! Right off the road, and INTO A SNOWBANK! UGH! STUPID! But at least the beer is cold. Mmmmm.... beer. Why not? It's not like I'm driving... ha ha ha!

Hour two: WTF am I gonna do... this totally sucks....I'm such a dumbass... all the guys back at the house are waiting for me to bring back this beer... I'm totally missing the big game... but this beer is good. Think I'll have a couple more....

Hour three: OMG have I gotta PEE! WTF am I gonna do now? Real smart, drinking 8 beers while trapped in your car... real smart move dumbass.... OH! I can't hold it another second! I guess I'll just pee over here. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... hey, that's warm.....damn, I'm buzzed.

Hour four: I am a geniusshhh... I have figureded out a way to keepsh warm... just drinksthth some beer.......glug glug glug.... and peeeeeeeeeeeeeee........ HICCUP! Hmmm... Need to pull in some more shshssnnoe to keep this beer cold.....

Hour five: Hay....whereshhh all thuhh schnoe? I ran out...Guesh I better go for a shshtrolllll and get shomme morrrrr...

4 days later the Slovak police find a man staggering around the snow covered mountain, drunk out of his mind, wearing only his underwear and a furry winter hat. He staggers towards them screaming "GO AWAY!!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY SCHNOE!!! NO!!! IT'S MY SCHNOE!! GET YOUR OWN!!!" As the officers exchange "the look", the man passes out in front of them, waking up several hours later with The. Worst. Headache. Ever. Then it hit him. "OMG! What am I going to tell the insurance company?"

Now. Put yourself in his shoes. How else would you explain getting drunk off your *** and peeing all over your car?

-AZ