Originally Posted by uspatriot1975
That guy gets kudos for thinking of that as an escape method. I'd a just figured "Well, at least I'll be drunk when I die." as I suffocated an enebriated nimrod.
I bet it was more of a case of an accidental discovery than anything. I'm guessing it went more like this:
Hour one: Well this sucks. You look down at the radio for ONE SECOND and POW! Right off the road, and INTO A SNOWBANK! UGH! STUPID! But at least the beer is cold. Mmmmm.... beer. Why not? It's not like I'm driving... ha ha ha!
Hour two: WTF am I gonna do... this totally sucks....I'm such a dumbass... all the guys back at the house are waiting for me to bring back this beer... I'm totally missing the big game... but this beer is good. Think I'll have a couple more....
Hour three: OMG have I gotta PEE! WTF am I gonna do now? Real smart, drinking 8 beers while trapped in your car... real smart move dumbass.... OH! I can't hold it another second! I guess I'll just pee over here. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... hey, that's warm.....damn, I'm buzzed.
Hour four: I am a geniusshhh... I have figureded out a way to keepsh warm... just drinksthth some beer.......glug glug glug.... and peeeeeeeeeeeeeee........ HICCUP! Hmmm... Need to pull in some more shshssnnoe to keep this beer cold.....
Hour five: Hay....whereshhh all thuhh schnoe? I ran out...Guesh I better go for a shshtrolllll and get shomme morrrrr...
4 days later the Slovak police find a man staggering around the snow covered mountain, drunk out of his mind, wearing only his underwear and a furry winter hat. He staggers towards them screaming "GO AWAY!!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY SCHNOE!!! NO!!! IT'S MY SCHNOE!! GET YOUR OWN!!!" As the officers exchange "the look", the man passes out in front of them, waking up several hours later with The. Worst. Headache. Ever. Then it hit him. "OMG! What am I going to tell the insurance company?"
Now. Put yourself in his shoes. How else
would you explain getting drunk off your *** and peeing all over your car?