I take exception to your comment about obese hams who haven't bathed in awhile. I personally shower every day and keep myself looking presentable (unlike some, I refuse to leave the house wearing sweatsuits, pajamas, unlaundered clothing or anything in camouflage).
In any case, have you been to Hamvention since it moved to Xenia? Vast improvement; clean and in good repair, way better food service with better vendors (Granny Franer's chicken and noodles is outta sight), buildings are better ventilated, the bathrooms all work and don't smell quite so much like an untended outhouse in summer.
Don't know about you, but I'm in serious hamfest withdrawal; all of the shows I usually go to were cancelled last year with the exception of Mansfield, and so far this year doesn't look like it's shaping up any better. And while I do generally pick up one or two little things (usually parts and supplies for projects I'm working on), I enjoy the shows more for seeing friends. Damn COVID.