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Clinton Good Will Messages

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I heard that the Clinton's are going to be okay. Apparently, Bill is starting up a line of cigars with the first to be released being apple-flavored. They are soaked in cider.
 
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One day Bill Clinton is with a few friends over the weekend and one of them lights up a cigar. Clinton, amazed, asks "So THAT is what cigars are for?"
 
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Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry-cleaners and says to the clerk who is hard of hearing, "I've got another dress for you to clean" The clerk replies "I am sorry come again?"

"No," says Monica "This time it's Mustard".
 
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I heard that the Clinton's are going to be okay. Apparently, Bill is starting up a line of cigars with the first to be released being apple-flavored. They are soaked in cider.
Apple flavored huh? I would have thought another scent, but what do I know? I guess you "had to be there."
 

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This one's a bit dated (from the mid 90s), but still good:

Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich and Dan Quayle were visiting Kansas when a tornado came out of the sky and whisked them all away to the Land of Oz. As they started onto the yellow brick road, Newt Gingrich said "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart!". Dan Quayle said "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain!". BIll Clinton, leering and looking around, said "Where's Dorothy?!".
 

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This one's a bit dated (from the mid 90s), but still good:

Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich and Dan Quayle were visiting Kansas when a tornado came out of the sky and whisked them all away to the Land of Oz. As they started onto the yellow brick road, Newt Gingrich said "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart!". Dan Quayle said "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain!". BIll Clinton, leering and looking around, said "Where's Dorothy?!".
I guess Bill had to settle for the wicked witch... :lol:
 
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