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At Mrs. Parkins office both her and Mark poured through all of the documents and photos that was given to her. One photo caught Mrs Parkins' eye. It was a photo that looked just like the strange fax she had received earlier with a picture of a clown. But in this photo instead of it reading, "do we amuse you." It read, "Acme peanut candy ." It was well past 12 AM at this point so Mrs. Parkins took the documents with her and went home for the night pondering about the two similarities with both photos.

The next morning at detective Zebrowski's desk was a findings report on the oversized clown shoe which had the mustard stain. "Mustard has an 82% probability of belonging to the Acme Company." Said the report. Zebrowski scratched his chin and chewed on his cigar wondering what the connection was. Zebrowski was about to grab a coffee when the phone rang. "Do we amuse you?" Said in an ominous male voice. And the phone was dead. "Hey Larry!" I just got a bizarre telephone call! Run a trace on this will you!. The ANI came back on an abandoned warehouse on the North side of Wellington. Detective Zebrowski checked out a car at the desk and headed for the abandoned warehouse...


 
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As detective Zebrowski rolled onto the property of the old abandoned warehouse he noted a white van with the picture of a clown on its side. As he stepped out chewing on his cigar he muttered, "what fresh hell is this place?" Detective Zebrowski walked up to an old metal door of the warehouse and walked in with caution. All of a sudeen he heard a male's voice from the catwalk above. "You got a lot of balls coming here, man!" "Who is that? Identify yourself!" said detective Zebrowski. "HAHAHAHA you're in for a treat my cop friend." Suddenly someone ran up to detective Zebrowski and knocked him out cold.

And with that, detective Zebrowski jumped up from bed from a surreal dream breathing heavy. The phone began to ring. It was Mrs. Parkins yelling into the phone all on about why he hadn't showed up at a restaurant for a meeting about a past circumstance they had some weeks prior* all the while detective Zebrowski was just thinking to himself about a dream of a mob of clowns, Mrs. Parkins getting involved and a meth house explosion all of which never occurred. Detective Zebrowski just hung up the phone. With a yawn he walked into into the living room like a zombie, turned on the news and went to the front door to get the paper. As he opened the door he saw police surrounding the house across the street when all of a sudden an explosion with a flaming clown shoe flying into his front yard with the sighting of midgets jumping over a wall.



THE END​


LOL! New thread please.

* https://forums.radioreference.com/threads/forum-creative-writing.381970/post-3066147
 
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