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"........Like I said, the problem with amateur radio is the amateur radio operators. Get rid of them, and it's a perfectly good hobby."
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I know this was said facetiously, but there is a wealth of truth there.
This hobby is full of some really great people- the friendly, cheerful helpful kind that become exten'd family in short order. But for some magic reason it also attracts such an assortment of the biggest antisocial clowns too. Not many, but as being so poignantly pointed out in personnal anecdotes- it doesn't take but a few of these Bozo's to so colour it darkly that it sends newbies back to stamp collecting.
I haven't been to a Hamfest in awhile- but when I have gone to them I like to watch the people as much as look at the goodies.
What a collection of characters!... right out of a street scene from a "Star Wars" movie--
At one memorable 'Fest' my friend Barb (at her first time 'festival') said:
"Lauri, do any radio hams weigh less than three hundred pounds ?!" ...."I don't think I want to become one if I have to start looking like they do**
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Well, I will not judge the content of a pesron by their outward appearance (smell is another thing)- but when you combine those attributes into a Ham with a a krappy attitude you have the makings of quite the mix. What a strange collection of characters as view'd by any outsider !
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Okay, here is one (and I stress this is but ONE of many for me) --- One of my memorable stories of a trip into Gollum's Cave- a "ham radio club" ***
I had been living in London (UK) for some time, and returned to the States during a college holiday. My father, an Air Force officier, had just been transfer'd to a new assignment at a Air Base in the midwest US. The family was just settling in when I came 'home' to visit, and they had hardly established any local roots.
At dinner my father, an inveterate ham, talked of going to a meeting of the Base's MARS/Ham radio club.
"Why don't you go instead and tell me what you think of them" he suggested.
So I did
I walked into a room of a 20 to 30-some all-male group.... a mixture of mostly civilians, mostly as old as Gramma Moses.
I got some of the most icy stares-
----Here was this young 20 something female stranger in midst of this exclusive all male conclave.
I felt like I was the discover'd turd floating in the party punch bowl.
But I am not to be intimidated.. so I took a seat and sat thru one of the boring-ist meetings I ever attend'd, --on this or any other planet.
Up to the meeting's end, no one had so much as spoken a single word to me, and I was kind'a taking a perverse pleasure at being 'invisible.'
As I was gathering up my coat and purse, one gentlemanly member step up to me, introduced himself and apologize for not making me welcomed.
Then, when he asked, I told him my name.
"You aren't relate to Colonel_____ , the Base Commander, are you ?"
"He's my father"
This was over heard and instantly the whole atmosphere change... Lauri was no longer invisible.
Later when my father asked me what I thought of the club, I told him all, including my initial reception.
"I think I'll skip that group" ........... And he said no more.
Lauri
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** But she did- become a ham, that is- she did not balloon' out.
She did one of those walk-in VEC exams at that 'fest... and walked away an Extra. Barb only scanned a license cram manual for an hour the night before.
In fairness, she holds a PhD., in physics, can 'drive' a Hadron Collider like Han Solo pilots the Millennium Falcon.... and she was my (RF) lab's co-chair.
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***Gollum is a fictional character of J. R. R. Tolkien's novel The Hobbit, and became an important character in The Lord of the Rings. Gollum was a very creepy fellow that would eat you if he got a chance.
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(as he is seen at many radio club meetings by little innocents like me......
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