A burglar breaks into a secluded and dark house. Being very quiet, he turns on his flashlight and starts looking around. A voice says "Jesus is watching you!" He quickly turns the light off and listens. After several minutes he switches the light back on and starts surveying the room for valuables. "Jesus is watching you!" the voice says again. Quickly pointing the light to the opposite corner of the room he sees a parrot in a cage. "Did you just say that?" asks the burglar. "Yes, I did" said the parrot. "What's your name?" asks the burglar. "Moses" said the parrot. "Who would name their parrot 'Moses'?" asked the burglar. The parrot replies"The same people that named their Rotweiler 'Jesus'!"