Art's dead, but I'm still on the air every day
Yes, Art did try to run me off 3840, but of course I refused to go. Why would I do anything that loser told me to do? So he got off 75 meters entirely, and blamed it on me. So don't say I've never done anything for ham radio! So Art is dead as a door nail, and I am still in excellent health and on the air every day.
Nothing succeeds like virtue!
I heard that when he died, he fell down on the floor of his ham shack, smashed his face all to hell, broke his glasses, and his poor little child bride found him in a large pool of blood, piss, **** and pus. That's really terrible! I feel really badly every time I think about it.