Further clarification:
Not looking for anything fancy here. Not looking for a board with a gazillion connectors. All I want is a single flat connector to go under the window that I can close the window on. We all have different needs and I get that, but in my own case, just one of those ribbon thingies I think would be best for what i am looking to do.
You want to avoid closing a window on any kind of cable, especially balanced lines such as ladder line, twin lead, etc. Deforming the cable can have seriously negative effects on the performance of the antenna system. Furthermore, you want to keep unshielded balanced line as far away from metal surfaces as possible because this can also have a detrimental effect on antenna performance.
Get a piece of wood, cut it to fit the window, drill a hole through it and be done with it!
Here is a picture of my homebew passthrough:
http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv124/scottaschultz/window_zps63c826e7.jpg
No, its not pretty, but my window is at ground level and is usually hidden by some sort of vegitation so people from the outside really can't see the towel stuffed in the space between the windows. Besides, my closest neighbor is about 300 yards away so I really don't care what they think! I have also put strips of wood in the top and bottom tracks to keep the window tight against the wood panels and to keep it from being accidentally opened.
And as WA0CBW said, I also use coax surge arrestors that are connected to a ground rod. Even so, when I know sever WX is coming through, I can easily disconnect the coax from the inside.
I think you are making this project a lot harder than it has to be!