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Old 09-18-2013, 10:41 PM
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. You got a Virginia huntin’ license?”

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?

“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.
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25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

LoL.....I would love to tell my wyfe that one........but she is one of the 75%....
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Old 09-19-2013, 2:54 PM
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Christine Gregoire.

Oh wait...here's an even better one:

Tim Leavitt!
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Old 09-19-2013, 8:25 PM
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South Carolina's pretty little sweetheart:




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Old 09-19-2013, 11:19 PM
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Old 09-20-2013, 1:58 AM
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Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."





Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!....
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Hmm, jokes....

Encryption on the amateur radio bands.

D'oh!
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Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Yo momma so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the top.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she buys her army boots in a 4-pack.
(Subtle 'dog' reference... get it?) (F it... I just wrote that one myself.)
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Yo momma is so ugly she has to have a steak to get the dog to go on a walk.
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Yo mamma smells so bad that skunks come to her for advice.
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For Mr. Foxworthy's consideration:

If "yo momma" loves "yo momma" jokes...well, "you just might be a redneck."
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