I thought i start a topic, (hope this isn't a big repost) that i saw in the Oklahoma forum. Thought i post a similar topic here to see what everyone has heard across the country that was EXTREMELY Funny.
Here is mine to start with...
Dispatch: "1640"
Unit: " 1640 Go ahead"
Dispatch: "14, Wal Mart at Wads, and 7th, RP and Store Personell say there is a NAKED homeless man running through the parking lot. It's 1200"
Unit: "En-route, could i get a description of what the man is wearing?"
Dispatch " 1640, Homeless man is naked running through the parking lot"
Unit " What does he look like"
Dispatch " Looks like a naked Homeless man."
Unit: "Any noticeable features? 1640"
Dispatch "Features unknowns but sense he is in the state he is in, maybe when
you get there, you can do a extensive examination and relay me any noticeable features for future use. 1201 "
Unit " On Scene, Suspect in sight. I believe the examination should be left to 1654"
Unit 1654, Women Cop "I need the Age, body type, beauty scale 1-10 and i'll be on my way to do that through examination"
Dispatch, and ALL Units STARTED LAUGHING THE A***** OFFF.
About 5 Minutes Later,
Unit" 1640"
Dispatch: "1640 Go ahead"
Unit " I got a better description, break"
Unit " About 5,9 and small and cold, break"
Dispatch: "Oh, no news there i guess, 1207"
I got it all on recording, Funniest so far thing i have heard on the radio waves.
Here is mine to start with...
Dispatch: "1640"
Unit: " 1640 Go ahead"
Dispatch: "14, Wal Mart at Wads, and 7th, RP and Store Personell say there is a NAKED homeless man running through the parking lot. It's 1200"
Unit: "En-route, could i get a description of what the man is wearing?"
Dispatch " 1640, Homeless man is naked running through the parking lot"
Unit " What does he look like"
Dispatch " Looks like a naked Homeless man."
Unit: "Any noticeable features? 1640"
Dispatch "Features unknowns but sense he is in the state he is in, maybe when
you get there, you can do a extensive examination and relay me any noticeable features for future use. 1201 "
Unit " On Scene, Suspect in sight. I believe the examination should be left to 1654"
Unit 1654, Women Cop "I need the Age, body type, beauty scale 1-10 and i'll be on my way to do that through examination"
Dispatch, and ALL Units STARTED LAUGHING THE A***** OFFF.
About 5 Minutes Later,
Unit" 1640"
Dispatch: "1640 Go ahead"
Unit " I got a better description, break"
Unit " About 5,9 and small and cold, break"
Dispatch: "Oh, no news there i guess, 1207"
I got it all on recording, Funniest so far thing i have heard on the radio waves.