...And for what it's worth
I just got done talking to employees of the Fairfield Inn at Colorado Blvd. and Mexico where a guy simply walked into the lobby with a hand truck, collected the ATM within, and wheeled it out to the parking garage over the objections of employees. They thought he was fishy and asked him to stop but he refused, saying he was there to "replace" it. They called DPD and didn't confront him further. The only damage is a phone line torn out of the wall.
And the truly delicious part: It ran out of money yesterday!