Once upon a time there was a radio system that didn't work as advertised. After several months of finger pointing and arguing among the politicians, local officials, vendors, contractors and subcontractors, a public hearing was called.
The gathering drew a good sized crowd and the public officials had a hard time keeping order as the frustrations and accusations between the contract participants flew around the room. Finally, after several minutes of heated debate and shouting at each other, order was restored.
The chairperson looked around the room and spotted the building's custodian standing over by the doorway, and in that moment of calm, asked, "Well, Mr. Gordon, you're the only one in here who has displayed any sign of common sense and decorum. What say you about this fracas?"
Mr. Gordon slowly looked out over the crowd and turned back to the chairperson and said,"Well, Mr. Wilson, my Momma always told me that when you detect the odor of feces, ya oughta check yer own britches before ya start pointin' fingers."