Some time ago during the usual chaos of Chicago's 4th of July fireworks, the dispatcher tried multiple times to get an officer for a call. He finally answered with "Hang on squad, I'm in the middle of a movement here", immediately followed by another officer giving a good long raspberry sound over the radio.
Another oldie was a suburban dispatcher dutifully broadcasting a plate registration, phonetically spelling the individual's last name, which happened to be a 4 letter swear word.
I thought this was cute-sheriff dispatcher was doing the 10 minute officer check:
Dispatcher: "5322 status"
Officer: "Oh pretty good, how are you doing?"
Another oldie was a suburban dispatcher dutifully broadcasting a plate registration, phonetically spelling the individual's last name, which happened to be a 4 letter swear word.
I thought this was cute-sheriff dispatcher was doing the 10 minute officer check:
Dispatcher: "5322 status"
Officer: "Oh pretty good, how are you doing?"