Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[consys]

from somewhere in Solano County just now...

"The driver of the (no name) delivery service will be returning with parts of the fire hydrant stuck to his truck."

 

[Osprey1163]

Just heard on a local fire dispatch:
Possible hazmat in the roundabout, a barrel laying on its side and leaking a green ooze.

I could not help but wonder if there were turtles in the scene.

I see what you did there......

 

[NWI_Scanner_Guy]

from somewhere in Solano County just now...

"The driver of the (no name) delivery service will be returning with parts of the fire hydrant stuck to his truck."

Oops!!

 

[wbswetnam]

Heard this morning on a local PD channel: "412, can you 10-96 (be en route) to (address) for what I think is going to be a 5150 (mentally ill person). The complainant says she woke up this morning to find a blind man and his daughter in her bed. They ate up all her food during the night and are refusing to leave now."

 

[Osprey1163]

Heard this morning on a local PD channel: "412, can you 10-96 (be en route) to (address) for what I think is going to be a 5150 (mentally ill person). The complainant says she woke up this morning to find a blind man and his daughter in her bed. They ate up all her food during the night and are refusing to leave now."

That'd be a startling turn of events, especially before you've had morning coffee.

 

[Cognomen]

Fire channel just dispatched a medical emergency for a 26-y.o. male with chest pains; has been drinking for the past 14 days.

 

[tweiss3]

Officer 1: If you had just handled this correctly the first time, we wouldn't be back out here.
Officer 2: You were with me the first time
Officer 1: You are the senior officer, it was your call

 

[Osprey1163]

Fire channel just dispatched a medical emergency for a 26-y.o. male with chest pains; has been drinking for the past 14 days.

Only 14?? Amateur!

 

[Reconrider]

Officer 1: If you had just handled this correctly the first time, we wouldn't be back out here.
Officer 2: You were with me the first time
Officer 1: You are the senior officer, it was your call

Lol I must know what the first time they were out there for

 

[KD2AWJ]

Lol I must know what the first time they were out there for

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

 

[CrabbyMilton]

"Oh yeah, just for that you'll have to pay for lunch this time. "

 

[HudsonScannerGuy]

Only 14?? Amateur!

rookie numbers!

 

[KK2DOG]

Sheriff dispatch after receiving 911 call: "Intoxicated female on her front porch saying she wants to kill all of her ex's."

Deputy: " Can you re-contact her and find out if all her ex's live in Texas?"

 

[Ravenkeeper]

On today’s episode of Los Angeles County Sheriffs - Lancaster:

‘Local gas station states Female Hispanic Adult wearing shirt on head, tube top, carrying a small tree refusing to leave location and throwing food at employees. Woman now putting mouth all over slurpee machine.’

We draw the line at the slurpee machine 👮🏻‍♂️

 

[Osprey1163]

On today’s episode of Los Angeles County Sheriffs - Lancaster:

‘Local gas station states Female Hispanic Adult wearing shirt on head, tube top, carrying a small tree refusing to leave location and throwing food at employees. Woman now putting mouth all over slurpee machine.’

We draw the line at the slurpee machine 👮🏻‍♂️

Sounds like a typical day in Grand Junction.....

 

[Cognomen]

Ambulance channel:
Dispatch: (dispatches a call, which I missed)
Paramedic: I thought we were friends.
DIspatch: Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[CrabbyMilton]

HEHE.I remember as a little kid when watching EMERGENCY. The times they actually showed the dispatch center and the dispatcher pushing the button to alert station 51. Back then I used to think...why does he always pick on 51 and not the others?

 

[Osprey1163]

HEHE.I remember as a little kid when watching EMERGENCY. The times they actually showed the dispatch center and the dispatcher pushing the button to alert station 51. Back then I used to think...why does he always pick on 51 and not the others?

My brother and I LOVED that show, it's why I became a Paramedic. In my 10 year old mind they always sent 51 because Gage and DeSoto were the best.......

 

[Randyk4661]

HEHE.I remember as a little kid when watching EMERGENCY. The times they actually showed the dispatch center and the dispatcher pushing the button to alert station 51. Back then I used to think...why does he always pick on 51 and not the others?

Because Squad 51 had the largest first in response area in the world. From the Los Angeles harbor to the Kern county line. I guess Los Angeles city contracted with the county for paramedic services at LAX airport as well.

 

[KK4JUG]

HEHE.I remember as a little kid when watching EMERGENCY. The times they actually showed the dispatch center and the dispatcher pushing the button to alert station 51. Back then I used to think...why does he always pick on 51 and not the others?

Because that's where the cameras were.