Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[KB7MIB]

I have one better:

Two weeks ago, I had my scanner turned on and an EMS call came through about a woman throwing up worms, along with worms coming out of her two unmentionable private parts as well. I couldn’t believe what I heard. That’s the craziest scanner call I’ve heard in all of my years of monitoring.

But is that what was actually occurring, or was the woman hallucinating it? Because that sounds like either a mental illness, or a drug overdose situation.

John
Peoria, AZ

 

[bradenmikael]

But is that what was actually occurring, or was the woman hallucinating it? Because that sounds like either a mental illness, or a drug overdose situation.

John
Peoria, AZ

I have no idea, nevertheless, I still have to admit, it was the strangest call I ever heard.

 

[JethrowJohnson]

I'm thinking it was probably a hallucination too.

 

[Fixitt]

Heard St. Louis water department dispatcher arguing with someone “I put the D in Dispatch”

 

[screenersam]

PERSON CALLED 911 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET KETCHUP AND HOT SAUCE IN THEIR BAG
Popeye's - Salisbury, MD
Police are responding to the Popeye's for a lady who has called 911 because she didn't get ketchup and hot sauce in her bag.


DISORDERLY WOMAN ON THE BRIDGE
Rt 50 Bridge - Ocean City, MD
Police are responding to the Rt 50 bridge heading into Ocean City, for a woman who just got out of a vehicle, in the middle of the road, and has her hand in the air, with her middle finger pointed upwards.

 

[BinaryMode]

DISORDERLY WOMAN ON THE BRIDGE
Rt 50 Bridge - Ocean City, MD
Police are responding to the Rt 50 bridge heading into Ocean City, for a woman who just got out of a vehicle, in the middle of the road, and has her hand in the air, with her middle finger pointed upwards.

 

[CHHTX]

Fun fact, the highway scenes in that video were filmed in San Antonio

 

[CrabbyMilton]

One I heard yesterday on one of the fireground TG's at a big fire. The incident commander took note of a firefighter without his oxygen tanks on....You can put those bottles on or sit in the cab and do nothing.

 

[IC-R20]

Someone took their spoiled granddaughter to staples to return a computer for the 3rd time and the staff got a bit rowdy. Didn't think to record and edit out the silence after at first so missed the first minute.

 

[JeremyG760]

Someone took their spoiled granddaughter to staples to return a computer for the 3rd time and the staff got a bit rowdy. Didn't think to record and edit out the silence after at first so missed the first minute.

Almost makes me wish I'd recorded some of the conversations at my former employer... Retail customers can get to you lol.

 

[Randyk4661]

It should be mandatory in order to graduate high school you have to work a customer service job for 6 months prior to graduation.