Fire dept was dispatched to a call of a person unconscious in a black Pathfinder.
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1 at scene.
Engine 1, almost immediately: Dispatch, I need the RCMP here code 3!!
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, RCMP code 3. Nature of call?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, it's for a hit and run.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, was there a witness, and do you have a plate number?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes there's a witness, and the plate is ______, a black Pathfinder.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you require an ambulance for the victim?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, negative, no ambulance required. This was the black Pathfinder from the original call. The driver woke up and fled, hitting the other vehicle as he was leaving.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you have description of the struck vehicle?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes... it was Engine 1.
Firefighter on a different call: Is that the NEW Engine 1?
Engine 1: Roger that, front bumper, minor damage.
(It sounded like he REALLY didn't want to admit that! lol)