lemoncurry69
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dispatcher: "See the complainant regarding trespassers in his field. States two subjects on horseback following a pickup truck with two people in the back playing tubas."
policeman: "So... the usual."
policeman: "So... the usual."
freqseeker
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Come on! He is obviously a motorcycle. Good catch.
Come to think of it you're right. Sounds a lot like the ones that go screaming down the state highway by my house doing 90 at like 3am
lemoncurry69
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There is an apartment complex near me that used to let the county officers make use of an unoccupied apartment in exchange for extra patrols. They would go there and eat, use the bathroom, etc. One night on their simplex channel one of them complained there was no toilet paper in the apartment. Another replied "Well... can't you just drag your butt on the carpet like a dog does?"
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Police dispatch: "Somebody stole the fire apparatus while they were working at the scene."
Funny, but unfortunately not surprising.
Dispatch to units looking for a missing person... "Suspect is wearing black pants and a black shirt and has blue undergarments, in case his pants are a little saggy...."
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Sheriff dispatch: "It's a verbal dispute about one person wearing shoes on new carpeting."
That happen here many years ago. Local PD caught up with the engine and came up on the countywide pursuit channel. I'm in pursuit of the stolen fire truck. We are at a breakneck speed of 15Mph. Driver is have difficulty keeping control.
They later used spike strips to flatten a front tire. One in custody.
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Public Works crew got a new DMR system.
"We're moving up to the front door, picking up some green stamps, and gonna be taking up the gravy lane, over, over and out, 10-4, rubber duck."
The only thing he didn't say was "good buddy". lol
"We're moving up to the front door, picking up some green stamps, and gonna be taking up the gravy lane, over, over and out, 10-4, rubber duck."
The only thing he didn't say was "good buddy". lol
N2IXX
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Heard just now
EMS: did she say why they need us?
Dispatch: She just said "Send the Meat Wagon"
EMS: did she say why they need us?
Dispatch: She just said "Send the Meat Wagon"
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Police dispatcher: "She's been throwing urine at other patrons, and they'd like her to stop."
NWI_Scanner_Guy
SCANNING THE AIRWAVES SINCE 1987
Must have been a long, crazy night for this officer and he finally reached his breaking point...
Dispatch: caller states that there's a half naked white male sitting in his backyard making animal noises. Possibly high on drugs.
Officer" Ya think!?
Dispatch: caller states that there's a half naked white male sitting in his backyard making animal noises. Possibly high on drugs.
Officer" Ya think!?
I wonder if they were (meant to be) mating calls?
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Fire dept was dispatched to a call of a person unconscious in a black Pathfinder.
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1 at scene.
Engine 1, almost immediately: Dispatch, I need the RCMP here code 3!!
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, RCMP code 3. Nature of call?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, it's for a hit and run.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, was there a witness, and do you have a plate number?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes there's a witness, and the plate is ______, a black Pathfinder.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you require an ambulance for the victim?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, negative, no ambulance required. This was the black Pathfinder from the original call. The driver woke up and fled, hitting the other vehicle as he was leaving.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you have description of the struck vehicle?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes... it was Engine 1.
Firefighter on a different call: Is that the NEW Engine 1?
Engine 1: Roger that, front bumper, minor damage.
(It sounded like he REALLY didn't want to admit that! lol)
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1 at scene.
Engine 1, almost immediately: Dispatch, I need the RCMP here code 3!!
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, RCMP code 3. Nature of call?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, it's for a hit and run.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, was there a witness, and do you have a plate number?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes there's a witness, and the plate is ______, a black Pathfinder.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you require an ambulance for the victim?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, negative, no ambulance required. This was the black Pathfinder from the original call. The driver woke up and fled, hitting the other vehicle as he was leaving.
Dispatch: Engine 1, roger, do you have description of the struck vehicle?
Engine 1: Dispatch, Engine 1, yes... it was Engine 1.
Firefighter on a different call: Is that the NEW Engine 1?
Engine 1: Roger that, front bumper, minor damage.
(It sounded like he REALLY didn't want to admit that! lol)
CrabbyMilton
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The other day, I heard one on one of the airport TG's. "All units, the PA system works much better when you don't try to swallow the microphone."
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Sheriff dispatch: "She picked up what she though was an injured mink, and now it's very... animated... in her vehicle."
BobInABox
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Caldwell County, NC this morning...
Dispatch: 6423, <address>, woman advises a washcloth missing from the backyard
6423: 10-9, washcloth
Dispatch: 10-4
6423: 10-4, I'll advise if 99
Dispatch: 6423, <address>, woman advises a washcloth missing from the backyard
6423: 10-9, washcloth
Dispatch: 10-4
6423: 10-4, I'll advise if 99
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Police dispatch: "He's standing in the driveway, screaming at the RP. He's described as a white male, 42 years, 6 foot, 220 pounds, wearing a black leather jacket and pink pants."
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