Funny Scanner BLOOPERS!!

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Ryfly

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I thought i start a topic, (hope this isn't a big repost) that i saw in the Oklahoma forum. Thought i post a similar topic here to see what everyone has heard across the country that was EXTREMELY Funny.

Here is mine to start with...


Dispatch: "1640"

Unit: " 1640 Go ahead"

Dispatch: "14, Wal Mart at Wads, and 7th, RP and Store Personell say there is a NAKED homeless man running through the parking lot. It's 1200"

Unit: "En-route, could i get a description of what the man is wearing?"

Dispatch " 1640, Homeless man is naked running through the parking lot"

Unit " What does he look like"

Dispatch " Looks like a naked Homeless man."

Unit: "Any noticeable features? 1640"

Dispatch "Features unknowns but sense he is in the state he is in, maybe when
you get there, you can do a extensive examination and relay me any noticeable features for future use. 1201 "

Unit " On Scene, Suspect in sight. I believe the examination should be left to 1654"

Unit 1654, Women Cop "I need the Age, body type, beauty scale 1-10 and i'll be on my way to do that through examination"

Dispatch, and ALL Units STARTED LAUGHING THE A***** OFFF.


About 5 Minutes Later,

Unit" 1640"

Dispatch: "1640 Go ahead"

Unit " I got a better description, break"

Unit " About 5,9 and small and cold, break"

Dispatch: "Oh, no news there i guess, 1207"



I got it all on recording, Funniest so far thing i have heard on the radio waves.
 

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Ryfly said:
I thought i start a topic, (hope this isn't a big repost) that i saw in the Oklahoma forum. Thought i post a similar topic here to see what everyone has heard across the country that was EXTREMELY Funny.

Here is mine to start with...


Dispatch: "1640"

Unit: " 1640 Go ahead"

Dispatch: "14, Wal Mart at Wads, and 7th, RP and Store Personell say there is a NAKED homeless man running through the parking lot. It's 1200"

Unit: "En-route, could i get a description of what the man is wearing?"

Dispatch " 1640, Homeless man is naked running through the parking lot"

Unit " What does he look like"

Dispatch " Looks like a naked Homeless man."

Unit: "Any noticeable features? 1640"

Dispatch "Features unknowns but sense he is in the state he is in, maybe when
you get there, you can do a extensive examination and relay me any noticeable features for future use. 1201 "

Unit " On Scene, Suspect in sight. I believe the examination should be left to 1654"

Unit 1654, Women Cop "I need the Age, body type, beauty scale 1-10 and i'll be on my way to do that through examination"

Dispatch, and ALL Units STARTED LAUGHING THE A***** OFFF.


About 5 Minutes Later,

Unit" 1640"

Dispatch: "1640 Go ahead"

Unit " I got a better description, break"

Unit " About 5,9 and small and cold, break"

Dispatch: "Oh, no news there i guess, 1207"



I got it all on recording, Funniest so far thing i have heard on the radio waves.
That's hillarious! Can you upload the audio clip for us?
 
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