funny stuff you have heard

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Medic32

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found this one humorously odd....

Dispatcher:"sherrifs office requests a unit to go with them to (address). they state they recieved a call from claremore indian hospital advising there is a patient there who is sick and does not know it. SO would like you to tell the patient they are sick."

Dispatcher:"umm...just recieved additonal. claremore indian advises this is there fault and patient needs to seek immediate medical attention"
 
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Medic32 said:
found this one humorously odd....

Dispatcher:"sherrifs office requests a unit to go with them to (address). they state they recieved a call from claremore indian hospital advising there is a patient there who is sick and does not know it. SO would like you to tell the patient they are sick."

Dispatcher:"umm...just recieved additonal. claremore indian advises this is there fault and patient needs to seek immediate medical attention"

Now that's funny, that's like God calling 911 to tell someone there dead.. LOL..
 

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I just heard one ....Tulsa 911 Dispatch

"Possible 10-85 Caller called and hung up then called back and asked if we were still in buisness because he knew the end of the world was comming soon" LMAO

P.J.
 

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peterjmag said:
I just heard one ....Tulsa 911 Dispatch

"Possible 10-85 Caller called and hung up then called back and asked if we were still in buisness because he knew the end of the world was comming soon" LMAO

P.J.

Hey man, they really do fly black helicopters around the city. What do you expect? LOL.
 

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Just heard one on EMSA in OKC...

Dispatcher: "Unit XX did you copy?"
Unit XX: "Cough Cough.. LAUGH.. COUGH COUGH...................yea"
Dispatcher: "You know those Nicoderm patches work well!"
 

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Heard on Skiatook FD just now

"Fire Dept. on air for a medical emergency".... "Go ahead".. Medical Emergency neck pain; XXX st. .. 12 y/o male was outside playing and is now complaining of pain in his neck and that he can not turn his head".... "Medic 2 responding to the pain in the neck XXX St." :lol: "Copy Medic-2 repsonding"
 

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So I didn't "hear" this, but I heard about it. :)
 

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Yesterday afternoon someone called OKC 911 saying he was legally blind but he thought there were two lesbians in his house inside one of the bedrooms and they locked the door. Wanted police to check it out.

I'm not a videographer, but I did offer to take a camera and try to get some VO.

Today, another blind guy (might be the same one) called 911 saying his crack addict daughter was in the bedroom with her boyfriend and was screaming uncontrollably. Thought maybe he was holding her down or hurting her.
 

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edmondcops said:
Yesterday afternoon someone called OKC 911 saying he was legally blind but he thought there were two lesbians in his house inside one of the bedrooms and they locked the door. Wanted police to check it out.

I'm not a videographer, but I did offer to take a camera and try to get some VO.

Today, another blind guy (might be the same one) called 911 saying his crack addict daughter was in the bedroom with her boyfriend and was screaming uncontrollably. Thought maybe he was holding her down or hurting her.

Score one for me lol
something funny I said made it on here lol.
 

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Ok sorry I can't site the date or time but It was Tulsa North at night.

Dispatch Assigns an unknown female officer to a report of a raccoon in a house.
She says "10-4" and requests her Sargent to switch to B-baker
Both on B-baker she asks "What am I supposed to do if I find this raccoon?"
Sargent replies "I don't know but what ever you do don't shoot it!"
She replies "Ok then should I make love to it?"
He comes back with "If you do, Youtube it!"
Then an unknown male officer says "I'll back you if needed and I got a video camera Sarg."
 

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Ok I been reading back and I got another.... I work dispatch for the Tulsa Housing authority and we had a phoned report of a white female at Parkview Terrace, running around and knocking on doors . Claims she is the "angel of the Hoover Crips" and is here to warn her people that the "DA and his army" are coming to arrest everyone and take their drugs.

The persuit that followed was funny too....
 

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I recently heard an OHP officer on the state SMA while I was on the Turner Turnpike. He was having a lengthy discussion with a bank about his credit card and how it was not supposed to be over the limit. He said he had already talked with someone else about the payment he sent and that the check was already cleared by his bank. He said he was getting tired of the run-around the bank was giving him. I'm still not sure if this was an autopatch on the 800 mhz or a stuck mic situation. I know a troop commander got in trouble a few years back when he was recording these types of communications.
 

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I had two good ones this evening:

First, deputy on a structure fire;

Deputy: "County see if you can locate a contact number for this residence."

dispatcher: "Clear, i did locate a number but it might not be working considering the phone is probably on fire."

Second, deputy out with a stop sign in a ditch;

Deputy: County i'll be 10-14 with one stop sign assembly back to the intersection.
 

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A few recent ones I've heard from TPD:

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Dispatch: "Dispatch to K-9 XYZ"

K-9 XYZ: {all you hear is dog barking}

Dispatch: "Can you start to XYZ's location?"

K-9 XYZ: {more dog barking}

Dispatch: "10-4"

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Dispatch: "XYZ and car to back, can you start to 6800 S. Memorial for an orgy?"

numerous cars came on to back.
 

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Unit XYZ: "Can you get OG&E en route.. we've got powerlines down... northbound and southbound traffic is blocked."

Dispatch: "OG&E is en route.. do you know if they're live wires?"

Unit XYZ: "I'm not going to touch them to find out!"

Dispatch: "10-4"
 
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