shotgun1481 said:
Oh yeah, oranges are a joy!
Oh Yeah.... At least until they decide the the "Swedes" are after them and you're working for "them!" Of course it doesn't help when one of the officers on the scene steps up and says, "My name is Sgt Johannsen, what's the trouble here?"
Although, I must say I did enjoy using my "snake spray" to calm the D-T patients down. For those that have never seen this, when you have a subject going thru withdrawl from alcohol, they will enter a phase called the D-T's, Delirium-Tremens. This frequently involves bizarre behavior and hallucinations, most frequently, SNAKES ALL OVER THE BODY and nearby objects... It is one of the few delusions you want to "buy in to." The quickest way to calm them down is to pull out your mace can, flip it over, bottom end up, and pretend to be spraying their legs and body with the imaginary "snake spray" while making a spraying sound with your mouth. Works almost every time! Looks kind of weird though on the car camera later....)