A couple of your requests are already possible and allowed by rule, however the manufacturers don't seem to find enough market depth to bother.
FM would be nice.
The lack of USB/LSB on radios is probably market driven. SSB adds cost to the radio, and in a market where the casual user see's a 25% markup on one radio vs another they are likely to pick the cheaper radio without an understanding of why the more expensive radio is so, pennies count. Plus, many serious users will run modded ham gear, shuning CB gear, so they will not buy it either. Higher prices, smaller market, less demand, higher prices, etc.
DCS/CTSS might be nice, but I bet not very useful for weeks at a time during solar cycle peak.
Remote heads have been done on CB, and they always sold relatively poorly. The people who wanted them really wanted them, but the majority of the folks did not care, so again, a niche market within a niche market.
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