So I got this chonker setup and running.
Here's a picture of it all assembled.
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The preliminary performance results are interesting. It turns out that this antenna is a 50 pound 50db attenuator that looks freaking cool, mean, and gives the neighbors the impression that I've set up a military special operations forward air controller post. The reality is it doesn't receive ****, and can barely get NOAA weather radio on 162.550 while a whip antenna on the same radio gets S9+. 800 MHz is completely deaf. I'm not sure if there is corrosion inside the coax to antenna connections or what, but this thing is a paperweight. And it's going to stay there for the next week or so until I can decide what to do with it.
It will be fun to see what the lawn guys think of it on Monday morning. My pool guy raised both eyebrows when he saw my Trivec UHF Satcom antenna installed on the side of the house. He's former Army and casually mentioned he used to carry that same antenna on his back. He probably thinks I'm some crazy nut.
Back to the drawing board.