I respectfully differ

-I am running a glass mount 800MHZ centerloaded whip rated at 3db gain. I get VERY GOOD reception at 800MHZ, good reception at UHF,/VHF high, and OK reception at VHF low! Amazing for what it is. So my point is they are not to be ruled out as "a wet noodle" alltogether. 73s
The higher the frequency the better it will travel through a dielectric like glass. I think that's why 800mhz antennas were made like this in such large number.
I wouldn't rate anything like a wet noodle. Even a twist tie stuck in the ANT jack (I've tried this!) will pull signals in with mediocre performance. So if you've got anything better then that -- you've got pretty good performance. Unless of course you've stuck noodles into your BNC connectors. (I've tried this too! For some reason no matter what wavelength I cut the noodles for... I get horrible attenuation. Was thinking of starting a new thread, but first any suggestions?)
Is there something I can do that will work better? Obviously I know nothing about antennas, but I figured since I had two of them on there, I might as well utilize them.
It wont hurt, but it won't help. It'll cause interference rather than pull distant stations in.
Build this mental image. Imagine you put the Y splitter in. Put one antenna on the east side of a room. Put one antenna on the west side of the room. Tune into a transmitter far away coming from the west side of the town. Your western antenna will pick up the radiowave slightly faster than the eastern antenna. It will essentially create a ghost of the signal received moments before, this will effectively cause interference since the receiver has already received that signal -- and to receive it again will step on the other radio waves from the western antenna. So receiving a wave slightly out of phase of the first set of received waves will not amplify the distant station. It'll cover it up if anything.
Do anything but this to pull a distant station. Switch antenna designs or wavelengths, increase antenna mount height. Anything you implement should be better than two antennas spaced apart. It was a good idea, but once you see what this effectively does, you can tell why it won't work.