LOL no worries! I just thought I'd give you some good-natured ribbing.I know, I am still finishing a few experiments with uhf antennas and need my 600 for the moment, but that day is approaching.
Getting good reception takes a specialized setup for those wondering, and this is why you won't find a good feed at this time. I have created a solution and the feed will be available in the near future, promise.
Check out the "Northern Maricopa and Southern Yavapai County Sheriff and Fire:" on the site. It is streaming Phoenix PD in it's scan list until a dedicated Phoenix PD stream is established.