peterjmag
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TPD went 97 at 31st and Memorial with Paul Tate on his bicycle in his Santa outfit with a sign saying he will let you take a picture of him naked for a dollar! LMAO...
Paul Tate is on the Prowl LMAO!
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OkRob said:Has anyone ever seen him together with BikerFox ? That could get amusing...
I keep waiting for Phil and Brent to promote a Riverside bike race between those two. Talk about something you could only see in Tulsa. I'd sure show up for it.
The only real difference between the two of them is that Paul is broke and Biker is loaded. I guess I should also add that Biker's sexuality is ambiguous at best. But Paul Tay (http://pimpthistownvotepaultay.blogspot.com/) is all man, baby.
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I almost hit that idiot on friday he pulled out infront of me on Lewis Ave. I had to slammed on the brakes....maybe I shouldn't have slammed on the brakes hehe
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P.S. his last name is TAY not TATE just to keep the records straight
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TPD Santa Task Force Officer Douglass responded to that 97. He pulled Santa over into Drysdale's. During the stop, he introduced his very beautiful wife to Santa. As he bragged about his three awesome kids, Santa u-tube'd him. Both wished each other Feliz Navidad and parted ways.
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TPD Santa Task Force Officer Douglass responded to that 97. He pulled Santa over into Drysdale's. During the stop, he introduced his very beautiful wife to Santa. As he bragged about his three awesome kids, Santa u-tube'd him. Both wished each other Feliz Navidad and parted ways.
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Not advisable
That misguided move would set off a massive detonation of several megatons of prime Arkansas chicken poop packed into the bicycle tubes.
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That misguided move would set off a massive detonation of several megatons of prime Arkansas chicken poop packed into the bicycle tubes.
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Keep your v-cams handy
Santa stalked BikerChicken on X-Mas Eve. U-tube'd B-Chicken at 67th/Memorial, northbound, riding in the median. Approximately 1430. For non die-hard bike race fans, a boxing match between Santa and B-Chicken would be more interesting.
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Santa stalked BikerChicken on X-Mas Eve. U-tube'd B-Chicken at 67th/Memorial, northbound, riding in the median. Approximately 1430. For non die-hard bike race fans, a boxing match between Santa and B-Chicken would be more interesting.
WTF are you people talking about?
mancow said:WTF are you people talking about?
It's some whack job mayoral candidate that rides around the streets & highways in Tulsa, OK on a bike in a santa suit year round; last year he got introuble for pulling a wagon with a giant 6ft pecker on it.
here's his bolg: http://pimpthistownvotepaultay.blogspot.com/
Well he probably wouldn't be any worse that the rest of the politicians out there.
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Huh, huh, huh. You said "pecker."
And for what it's worth, I'm not sure you can say "he got in trouble" for the member in question. He actually got away with doing it because he wasn't breaking any laws.
I'm officially announcing here on this board that I'm a Paul Tay fan. I'm not saying this for any good or rational reason. I'm saying it because there have been plenty of times in my life that I would have liked to sing naked for money but never quite found the courage to stick a huge sign on the back of my bike announcing my desire to do so to the world. That's courage, friends.
PS. Paul, if you're reading this, I may be a fan, but you're crazy if you think I'll vote for you.
And for what it's worth, I'm not sure you can say "he got in trouble" for the member in question. He actually got away with doing it because he wasn't breaking any laws.
I'm officially announcing here on this board that I'm a Paul Tay fan. I'm not saying this for any good or rational reason. I'm saying it because there have been plenty of times in my life that I would have liked to sing naked for money but never quite found the courage to stick a huge sign on the back of my bike announcing my desire to do so to the world. That's courage, friends.
PS. Paul, if you're reading this, I may be a fan, but you're crazy if you think I'll vote for you.
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"Pulling a 6' pecker around in a wagon behind a bike while dressed as Santa"? Sounds like a peyote induced nightmare.
You guys in OK have all the fun now, don't you? hehehehehehehehehe
You guys in OK have all the fun now, don't you? hehehehehehehehehe
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No prob, dude
Like I've always suspected, voters are STUPID. With fans like you, who needs BRAINS? I could probably give a RAT's ass about fans. I rather have DUMBASS voters. Vote for whoever you like. It's America, right?
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Like I've always suspected, voters are STUPID. With fans like you, who needs BRAINS? I could probably give a RAT's ass about fans. I rather have DUMBASS voters. Vote for whoever you like. It's America, right?
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Yep. America is now officially COMMUNIST China.
Somewhere along the way, I left America I only thought I came to and landed in some gaaawd awful COMMIE sorry piece of real estate.
Whatever happened to the FIRST Amendment? GET A BONER NOT A BOMB.
Btw, you need to check yer facts, genius.
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Somewhere along the way, I left America I only thought I came to and landed in some gaaawd awful COMMIE sorry piece of real estate.
Whatever happened to the FIRST Amendment? GET A BONER NOT A BOMB.
Btw, you need to check yer facts, genius.
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Welcome to Tulsa.
Just DON'T drink the water.
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Just DON'T drink the water.
pimpthistownvotepaultay said:
My bad, you've actually got into trouble for throwing an object at a motor vehicle, assault on a police officer, criminal tresspassing, obstructing an officer, and use of body armor in commision of a felony.
After reading your blog, you have some pretty interesting ideas. I wished you'd come fight the "good 'ole boy" mentality up my way! Just curious, what was the "body armor" you were wearing?? :lol:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6456048278661053306&q=Paul+Tay
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Yep. America is now officially COMMUNIST China.
They wouldn't dare nail me for rolling Captain Pecker. First Amendment and all that ****. So, ONE lone, dirty cop, and ONE dishonest motorist, made up some bull**** charge. DA Tim wanted 5 in. Judge says, "NO way, Tay didn't thrown NUTHIN' at NO honky motorist."
But, he still huffed and puffed REAL big and threw EVERYTHING he had at me: Three years probation, $3,000 fine, 100 hours, monthly urine tests, full-time, gainful employment, NO protests, and ANGER management class! I got every down except the full-time job. Anybody wanna hire an EX-con? Freedom AIN'T free, ya know.
Maybe I shoulda gone to trial. But, what honky jury of 12 would ever believe a mad chinaman with a BIG dick, even if there was NO object in the evidence room? So, I copped out, raised my right hand, and LIED my ass of. Pled guilty.
If you were rolling a BIG dick in this town, flippin' off motorists, and displaying a sign: GET A BONER, NOT A BOMB, on 3 April 2003, the start of the Iraqi Invasion, wouldn't you be wearing KEVLAR too?
Hey, Genius, if anyone in this town really believes I threw anything but the middle finger against the war, go look at the evidence for yourself. They wanted to get a BIG dick off the roadway.
As for the trespassing charge, I walked into the 81st Street Wally World with a DILDO strapped onto my helmet after a film shoot, while buying cheapo frozen dinners for work. NOBODY likes a wise guy with a fetish for the First Amendment. When the cop stopped me and asked for my name, I told him Bubba B. Bonehead. I was trying to tell the truth. Only Bubba B. Bonehead would ever walk into a Wally World to buy cheapo frozen dinners for work. So, the bastard nails me for OBSTRUCTING. Anything to get a BIG dick off the roadway. Welcome to the Nazi Republic of AMERICA.
One of these days, people, mark my words, the PEOPLE will tire of infringements on their Free Speech rights, and resort to the Second Amendment. That's why Congress made the First Amendment, the First Amendment, and the Second Amendment the Second Amendment. Hopefully, when that day comes, I will be long gone, six-feet UNDER.
Hey, people, just keep yer heads in the sand, look away, and you'll get your poetic JUSTICE. Cops can bust Santa ANYTIME they like. Hell, they can bust ANYONE, ANYTIME they like, no matter of guilt or innocence. It's called punishment by PROCESS.
Guess what, guys? It's 27 December. But, Christmas AIN'T over by a long shot. Everyday they let Santa vote and run for public office, is Christmas. WILL SING NAKED 4 $1.
Hey, Phil, take yer sorry-ass, piece o'**** COMMIE crap and SHOVE it up where da sun don't SHINE.
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They wouldn't dare nail me for rolling Captain Pecker. First Amendment and all that ****. So, ONE lone, dirty cop, and ONE dishonest motorist, made up some bull**** charge. DA Tim wanted 5 in. Judge says, "NO way, Tay didn't thrown NUTHIN' at NO honky motorist."
But, he still huffed and puffed REAL big and threw EVERYTHING he had at me: Three years probation, $3,000 fine, 100 hours, monthly urine tests, full-time, gainful employment, NO protests, and ANGER management class! I got every down except the full-time job. Anybody wanna hire an EX-con? Freedom AIN'T free, ya know.
Maybe I shoulda gone to trial. But, what honky jury of 12 would ever believe a mad chinaman with a BIG dick, even if there was NO object in the evidence room? So, I copped out, raised my right hand, and LIED my ass of. Pled guilty.
If you were rolling a BIG dick in this town, flippin' off motorists, and displaying a sign: GET A BONER, NOT A BOMB, on 3 April 2003, the start of the Iraqi Invasion, wouldn't you be wearing KEVLAR too?
Hey, Genius, if anyone in this town really believes I threw anything but the middle finger against the war, go look at the evidence for yourself. They wanted to get a BIG dick off the roadway.
As for the trespassing charge, I walked into the 81st Street Wally World with a DILDO strapped onto my helmet after a film shoot, while buying cheapo frozen dinners for work. NOBODY likes a wise guy with a fetish for the First Amendment. When the cop stopped me and asked for my name, I told him Bubba B. Bonehead. I was trying to tell the truth. Only Bubba B. Bonehead would ever walk into a Wally World to buy cheapo frozen dinners for work. So, the bastard nails me for OBSTRUCTING. Anything to get a BIG dick off the roadway. Welcome to the Nazi Republic of AMERICA.
One of these days, people, mark my words, the PEOPLE will tire of infringements on their Free Speech rights, and resort to the Second Amendment. That's why Congress made the First Amendment, the First Amendment, and the Second Amendment the Second Amendment. Hopefully, when that day comes, I will be long gone, six-feet UNDER.
Hey, people, just keep yer heads in the sand, look away, and you'll get your poetic JUSTICE. Cops can bust Santa ANYTIME they like. Hell, they can bust ANYONE, ANYTIME they like, no matter of guilt or innocence. It's called punishment by PROCESS.
Guess what, guys? It's 27 December. But, Christmas AIN'T over by a long shot. Everyday they let Santa vote and run for public office, is Christmas. WILL SING NAKED 4 $1.
Hey, Phil, take yer sorry-ass, piece o'**** COMMIE crap and SHOVE it up where da sun don't SHINE.
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