Simulcast

[scannerprogrammingofLvKs]

What scanner handles simulcast better in a phase 2 system ?

 

[trentbob]

Google Uniden sds100 and sds200, they are the best consumer scanners made specifically with an SDR chip so as to receive simulcast distortion.

 

[tvengr]

Google Uniden sds100 and sds200, they are the best consumer scanners made specifically with an SDR chip so as to receive simulcast distortion.

Huh? -10 for poor wording! The SDS scanners are specifically designed to eliminate simulcast distortion.

 

[jtwalker]

Keyboards are mean and change my syntax and spelling all the time too!

 

[trentbob]

HUH, I said what?🤣🤣🤣. I guess it depends on how you look at it "so as to RECEIVE what would otherwise be simulcast distortion".

 

[Whiskey3JMC]

Seriously I wish I could make some $$$ every time this topic comes up on a thread. Cmon man, it's discussed EVERYWHERE on these forums

 

[tvengr]

HUH, I said what?🤣🤣🤣. I guess it depends on how you look at it "so as to RECEIVE what would otherwise be simulcast distortion".

I often have problems making sure my brain is engaged before I put my fingers into gear!

 

[bob550]

The SDS scanners are specifically designed to eliminate simulcast distortion.

They are also known to cure jock itch, ED, and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

 

[wtp]

i have had a waffle on top of the 200 for an entire day now, and still undercooked.....i will keep you updated.

 

[wtp]

well it turns out the 200 does not do well with waffles...

 

[Randyk4661]

well it turns out the 200 does not do well with waffles...

Everyone knows the SDS200 is better with bacon because of the microwave frequencies.

 

[wtp]

well Sunday is bacon day at this house !

 

[trentbob]

well it turns out the 200 does not do well with waffles...

Although Paul had made reference to a waffle maker, he was not able to follow through and it was never included with the SDS series, it was on the wish list though😉.

 

[KC1UA]

That would be simultoast distortion, best handled by the Proctor Silex SDT (Software Defined Toaster).

 

[Randyk4661]

That would be simultoast distortion, best handled by the Proctor Silex SDT (Software Defined Toaster).

Oh Gaud! We have a winner!

 

[KC1UA]

It should be noted that in this particular situation, toasting a single slice will likely work regardless of the toaster being used. However, when the user attempts to toast numerous slices simultaneously, using the same toaster, the issue arises. Fortunately, SDT technology, despite its somewhat exorbitant price, is available to mitigate the issue.

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[Randyk4661]

I've heard using paperclip helps the toast evenly cook? Can anyone confirm?

 

[samcken]

I hesitate to reveal this since my experimentation and patent application are incomplete. Long before the publication of this thread I have been experimenting with wiring battery packs in series/parallel mode to power my 200. I have nearly perfected getting both waffles and microwaved chicken to perfection! Needing just a touch more power, I think maybe 1.21 gigawatts will do the trick! Off to the clock tower!