Snakes at a car wreck (humor)

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Kearns, UT
Davis County, Utah
Monday April 5
Approximate time: 21:05

At one of the many car wrecks during the snow storm, I heard these dispatches:
First responder to dispatch: 10-14 (information) the driver is uninjured, but he has three large snakes in the car. Call out Animal Control.
Next, I hear the EMTs being dispatched to a 10-50 PI. Dispatcher advises that there are three large snakes in the car.

Female EMT: "Are the snakes contained?" Disp: "No the snakes are not contained." Female EMT sounds really distressed: "Oh Shelley, this is not going to be our night!" "How big are the snakes?" "One is an eight foot boa-constrictor."

Three minutes later, dispatch advises: "Medical units responding to the 10-50, you can cancel." EMT: "Oh Shelley, bless you!"
 
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