Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[saioke]

Another strange one today - Sheriff Office: "Ditspatch all units, this is on a possible DIA, woman is advising that she's seeing a ghost, her brother that passed away last year is on her couch."

 

[EAFrizzle]

Funny, but not if it happens to you...

The scene: local courthouse bailiff and security channel, five minutes after quitting time on a Friday.


Sergeant: "Where are you, X, it's go-home time!"

X: "I'm stuck in the elevator."

 

[IcomIcR20]

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Kangaroo vs. vehicle (Auburn, AL)

 

[KC3ECJ]

"Child repeatedly calling into 911 saying "Happy Meal!" wanting McDonald's." - Dispatcher

 

[D31245]

Next town over: somebody doing #2 💩 behind a Domino’s Pizza. 🤢😷

 

[KC3ECJ]

"Let him know that was ketchup on his head, not blood." - Policeman telling the other policeman about the patient.

 

[KS2A]

"Let him know that was ketchup on his head, not blood." - Policeman telling the other policeman about the patient.

"EMS, downgrading to a Zulu response. Just bring a napkin."

 

[oaktree_b]

Not so much funny as rather dark... I monitor the local elementary school (located right behind me) walkie talkies, the usual stuff about watching kids on the playground. Then the principal comes on and tells the monitors to keep the kids back from the fence area... Reports of a body found over by the tree line. Seems someone had OD'ed. Cops were called, you heard the principal telling the teachers and staff he was talking to the detectives... I can see all the activity from my window, it's literally next door. That was a fun day.

 

[kodachrome]

Heard "Hail to the Chief" today at 10:09 CDT on 121.500.