And the humidity.... Ugh!
So are you throwing a dart at a map to figure out where you would want to move to? I would look closely at the local news for the past several months in an area before I did that....
TRIGGER WARNING: Stop reading now if you are easily upset or offended by poor attempts at political humor.
So here we go:
If you mean riots....
"Yes, but I covered the large blue cities with a piece of metal so my dart won't stick."
or
"I heard there are some great fire sales going on in several cities."
or
"My map has red and blue squares on it and when my dart lands on a blue square I get another free shot until it lands on a red square. Sort of like a 'get out of jail free' card when you land in NYC."
or
If you mean the pandemic.
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Sorry, pandemic humor is a little too triggering and too soon.
But actually if you searched on Zillo for a home built before 1950 and has a greenhouse you will find out why Thomaston GA. topped my list.