A little off topic, but that reminds me of working the law enforcement desk on midnight shifts... radio shenanigans to pass the time. This was in the era of Motorola SABRE systems that didn't display a radio ID on the dispatcher console...
Unknown patrolman: "I'm crazy."
Dispatcher: "Say again?"
Unknown patrolman: "I said... I'mmmmmmm crrrrrrrrrrrraaaaazzzzzzy."
Dispatcher: "Last caller, say again callsign, message?"
Unknown patrolman: "Look, man... I'm not THAT crazy."