Unless you're interested in Amateur Radio as a hobby, learning experience and experimenting forget it PLEASE! The last thing we need is a bunch of klutzy CBers cluttering up the bands annoying everyone, what we need is people with a serious interest in radio communications, not hunting alone. If that is your primary aim and all you're seeking is radio facilitation please seek other means.
As if what hams talk about is so important and earth shattering that someone lacking in proper radio etiquette need not apply, LFMAO.
Whenever I want to listen to something truly boring (I am talking about something more boring than listening to walmart comms here), I click on the ham radio scanlist.
Really, and truly, 99% of what I hear is people just working their butts off, trying to think of something to say just to have a reason to key up. The usual conversation goes something like this:
Person 1: "Yep, I'm just driving down main street coming back from the electronics store, how do I sound?"
Person 2: "You sound great. Is that your new handheld?:
Person 1: "Yep, I just finished taking it apart yesterday and putting a different colored case on it. I sold another one just like it on ebay last week and am getting a great reputation. Now another guy wants me to mod his radio just like mine"
Person 2: "Yeah those radios sure do look nice. How am I coming through?"
Person 1: "You are sounding good, is that your new microphone?"
Person 2: "Yep. I found it at the last hamfest and finally hooked it up. They don't make them like this anymore"
Person 1: "Yep. I talked to Sam today and he just bought a new radio too."
Person 2: "Yep. I heard that from George today. He was on the west repeater. I heard he bought one of those Chinese radios for $40 off ebay and the DTMF doesn't work correctly half the time."
Person 1" "Oh well, that's what you get for buying Chinese junk radios. He should have spent the money and bought a real one."
Person 2: "Well, I'm gonna go get something to eat now, we'll talk again tomorrow. Well, anyway, you take care now..."
Person 1: "OK, have a good night (callsign)".
Person 2: "You too now. (callsign)".
(***Edited for brevity; the actual conversation would take up about two more pages, but would say little more than what I posted above.)
And don't any of you even try telling me this is in any way an exaggeration, because you know as well as I do that it isn't. I have never in my life heard a more generally useless series of conversations as what I hear on the ham bands. I literally use that scanlist to go to sleep to when I am having a hard time sleeping, no lie.
Is it a cool hobby? Sure. And it expands the mind, no doubt, as well as being of assistance sometimes in emergencies. So don't get me wrong, I can respect the hobby for what it is.
But the level of discourse is only different from CB'ers in that there isn't any cussing and they use callsigns, and are a bit calmer. As far as deep meaning or real importance, eh, no.
So I find it more than a little ironic that hams tend to be so "stuck up" about those among the great unwashed joining their ranks. It would seem that you could use support. And maybe it wouldn't hurt to actually teach the new people a few things and help them out. Then again, most hams I know are a rather grumpy and anti-social bunch.