Speaking of municipal buses, the York Region buses operated by Miller Transit were the worst I've ever seen. Old buses in need of major repairs, inoperative windshield wipers, engines that just lost power on a whim and clueless operators - "There's a strange light on the dash - it looks like an airplane - it's got a propeller on it". Uh, yeah, that's your Check Engine light. If you told me that a bus driver said that, I'm not sure I'd believe you...