Get the official "ARRL Emergency Responder Pack" that includes:
-Orange Vest that says "Emergency Communications" on the back and your call sign on the front. Pockets for 3 radios (or Snickers bars).
-Gold plastic badge with a space for your call sign.
-Hard Hat with your call sign on it (antenna and propeller available for an additional fee)
-Spare battery so when you have to pull an "all nighter" at the fair grounds supervising the cub scouts directing traffic.
-Comically long flexible tape antenna so you look like an "operator".
-Speaker Mic with 10 watt internal amp so everyone at IHOP will know you are an important person.
-Mag mount antenna, because you don't want to reduce the "Resale Value" of a 25 year old Chrysler mini-van.
-Mag mount orange strobes with cigarette lighter adapters because the wife won't let you permanently wire anything.
-"When all else fails" magnetic signs to put on the wife's mini-van (if she lets you borrow it)
-Skywarn decals
-Big sticker that says "I monitor 146.52"
-Instructions on how to download DHS NIFOG guide so you can "interoperate" on VTAC/UTAC channels with your "public safety partners".
-All this fits inside the included "GO Bag".
-Free lifetime membership to HamSexy.com