You sound intelligent enough, but it also sounds like you really just don't want to get a ham license. And, that is fine. But don't start making excuses you haven't even tried. Tests are difficult for everyone. For some it just takes a little longer to reach a goal.
I have a learning disability all my life (I'm now 74), but I have never used it as an excuse to not do something. If there was something I wanted to do, I figured a way to do it. If your IQ is what you say, you should be able to work it out. You want a real test, try taking the Civil Service exam. With that exam, you sit there and answer test questions for 6-8 hours, on every subject you can think of. All that to see if you qualify to be a trash collector. I took the test when I was 18. My English teacher recommended it as a way to open up various job possibilities. I chose to take the SAT and go to college instead. I took many tests, but never an actual IQ test. Never needed it.
Why would you think that you would make enemies?
In 1999, before they dropped the Morse requirements, I upgraded from Novice to Extra in only two VE test sessions. In the first one I took, and passed, the Tech and General written tests plus the 13 WPM Morse test. About 2 months later I took the Advanced and Extra written tests plus the 20 WPM Morse test. For most of that I just read over the questions and took some sample tests. It gave me a feel for the tests. For me, the hard part of the tests were the Morse tests. And I passed them with 100% copy.
These days, the tests have been reworked and are easier to take. If you get 85%-90% regularly on the sample tests, your probably ready for real test. You can even take the tests on-line now, putting less stress on the whole process. It is common these days to take all three tests and go directly to Extra, in a single test session.