Update:
According to Daniel, I should have had a money order in hand today.
My hand is empty, and the big brown truck is nowhere to be seen.
I gave him until Friday to have a radio, or the money in my hands, or I make the call to the Rowan County Sheriff that afternoon. I have already filed complaints with the Postal Inspectors, and the FBI's Internet Crime Complaint Center.
Since he is a firefighter in that county, I'm sure that the S.O. will be interested in his exploits online.