Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

[PDXh0b0]

App folks missed a good one on cowlitz county
Stealing Life's necessities, cider liquor

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[trimmerj]

Units on surveillance detail discussing "Brown Capping"

 

[jblackst]

EMS Unit signing on for a Friday shift... "Have. A day..."

https://calls.broadcastify.com/dlx7z733/3719/1755872941-10690.mp3

 

[Omega-TI]

EMS Unit signing on for a Friday shift... "Have. A day..."

https://calls.broadcastify.com/dlx7z733/3719/1755872941-10690.mp3

Sounds like she really loves her job....

 

[hill]

Just heard a local fire/EMS for someone at local Diner that couldn't get off the toilet with weighting over 30p LBS.

Maybe that person should skip the diner and eat less food to lose weight.

Fire EMS works hard to protect us, but they sure have many crazy calls to assist that they should never have to handle.

 

[screenersam]

CORNHOLE GAME TURNED VIOLENT
****** Drive - Chester, MD
First Responders have been dispatched to ****** Drive for an assault that has taken place. The caller said they were playing cornhole and she was assaulted.
After being assaulted, a male jumped on her back and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe.
Police and EMS are both responding.

 

[AB5ID]

The Donald tells man at KCI to get ticket to Paris!

 

[jblackst]

A field radio technician having a 'wonderful' Friday afternoon, Pigeon Forge, TN
"I am going to scream..."

https://calls.broadcastify.com/kcnqkjcg/5012/1757103357-48021.mp3

 

[IC-R20]

Just heard a local fire/EMS for someone at local Diner that couldn't get off the toilet with weighting over 30p LBS.

Maybe that person should skip the diner and eat less food to lose weight.

Fire EMS works hard to protect us, but they sure have many crazy calls to assist that they should never have to handle.

Some counties have even shelled out for special Bariatric unit ambulances with mega stretchers and a ramp+winch to get it in due to the sheer amount of calls.

 

[hill]

Bariatric unit ambulances

Our County has some Bariatic medic units that are special called.

 

[bharvey2]

CORNHOLE GAME TURNED VIOLENT
****** Drive - Chester, MD
First Responders have been dispatched to ****** Drive for an assault that has taken place. The caller said they were playing cornhole and she was assaulted.
After being assaulted, a male jumped on her back and covered her mouth so she couldn't breathe.
Police and EMS are both responding.

Ah yes. Nothing like a game of "tackle" cornhole.......

 

[kodachrome]

Just now:

"Dispatch, my vehicle just got hit by a golf ball at <location>." He was on a traffic stop.

Checked Google Earth, and yeah, someone on the 1st or 18th must have shanked one waaaaaay off to the right. That's gonna make for some lively clubhouse ribbing and joking !!!

 

[saioke]

Some people just have no luck at all. Just now:

State Highway Patrol - "Got a deer 31, Caller advised he swerved and missed a deer, hit another deer and then hit a tree."

 

[IC-R20]

Just now:

"Dispatch, my vehicle just got hit by a golf ball at <location>." He was on a traffic stop.

Checked Google Earth, and yeah, someone on the 1st or 18th must have shanked one waaaaaay off to the right. That's gonna make for some lively clubhouse ribbing and joking !!!

That or they just don’t like police 🤣

 

[KC3ECJ]

Dispatcher on one channel reports to police that somebody is stealing hot dogs from a store.
Another other dispatcher on the other channel is laughing while trying to communicate something else.

 

[bobmich52]

From a few days ago

Manchester CT Fire Ems is called out for a Traumatic Groin injury

Additional information requested by responding unit

Dispatch responds

It is a 4 yr old male child with his genetalia caught in the zipper of his spiderman costume

Dispatcher was having a bit of a time trying not to laugh, Me, I was thinking, I've heard it all now & I have been scanning for 51 yrs !!

 

[kd4bas]

From a few days ago

Manchester CT Fire Ems is called out for a Traumatic Groin injury

Additional information requested by responding unit

Dispatch responds

It is a 4 yr old male child with his genetalia caught in the zipper of his spiderman costume

Dispatcher was having a bit of a time trying not to laugh, Me, I was thinking, I've heard it all now & I have been scanning for 51 yrs !!

I've heard that type of call several times and I've been scanning about 41 yrs, plus being fire rescue for 17 yrs.

 

[kc2asb]

From a few days ago

Manchester CT Fire Ems is called out for a Traumatic Groin injury

Additional information requested by responding unit

Dispatch responds

It is a 4 yr old male child with his genetalia caught in the zipper of his spiderman costume

Dispatcher was having a bit of a time trying not to laugh, Me, I was thinking, I've heard it all now & I have been scanning for 51 yrs !!

It can happen before the prom too.

 

[bobmich52]

Well Ok then KD4bas

In your 41 yrs of scanning have your heard a domestic that EMS was sent To & they had to back off & wait for PD

Only in Hartford ct

EDP threw one of his prosthetic legs out the window, Its sumwhere buried in this thread

In my 51 yrs of scanning I have

Have a nice day sir

I've heard that type of call several times and I've been scanning about 41 yrs, plus being fire rescue for 17 yrs.

 

[IC-R20]

Well Ok then KD4bas

In your 41 yrs of scanning have your heard a domestic that EMS was sent To & they had to back off & wait for PD

Only in Hartford ct

EDP threw one of his prosthetic legs out the window, Its sumwhere buried in this thread

In my 51 yrs of scanning I have

Have a nice day sir

Uh yeah that's an incredibly common call, and they don't back off and wait for PD. PD is already dispatched first and EMS/Fire "stages" in the area until Code 4.

One time an agitated dementia home patient yanked his catheter out and tried to fending everyone off with it. Tasered.