I'm sure many are aware of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, in which competitors are tasked with writing the most poorly written opening to a fictional literary piece. This reminds me of the engineers version of a contest. The scariest part is that it seem this guy actually believes the nonsense he's selling.
Fortunately, the foil lining inside my hat protects me from evil rays that have affected him but I'm still working on a defense against the vapor trails......
Fortunately, the foil lining inside my hat protects me from evil rays that have affected him but I'm still working on a defense against the vapor trails......