Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

GB46

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I don’t know about other county or city transit systems but our county transit system radio system never allowed drivers to talk to each other. So it’s a bit of a conundrum. Drivers would abuse it but it would be helpful since going thru dispatch delays things.
On our transit frequency there's lots of comradery and cooperation among the drivers. The dispatcher is seldom heard from unless called by a driver, or a parent calls the depot to report her kid hasn't shown up after school.
 

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-that's Brooklyn in Wellington, NZ not NJ!
I guess not, because there is no Brooklyn, NJ. Brooklyn is a borough of New York City. Most of my relatives used to live there.

I grew up in New Jersey, but since my immigration to Canada, I've encountered several instances of confusion between the two states. At a cocktail party, when I knew nothing about mixed drinks, the host said he'd make me feel at home by mixing me a Manhattan. When I landed a job as a guitar teacher, the studio owner, who turned out to be a shyster, tried to promote the lessons by claiming that I was a professor from New York. Of course, I was neither from New York, nor a professor.
 
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I don’t know about other county or city transit systems but our county transit system radio system never allowed drivers to talk to each other. So it’s a bit of a conundrum. Drivers would abuse it but it would be helpful since going thru dispatch delays things.

Which is why lots of taxi channels disallow drivers hearing each other; mobile to base: OK. Base to all mobiles: OK. mobile to mobile: BZZZZZTT!
I even built up a small UHF LTR system this way. (It also had KNWD Fleetsync; first of the month when independent contractors hadn't paid their radio rental fee - STUN! :) )
 

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Was listening to a neighboring county's sheriffs department doing surveillance on local drug activity. Lots of casual plain talk between officers. No 10 or signal codes. One officer said " There goes NAME REMOVED. I'm pretty sure she has a warrant ; but I just don't feel like messing with that right now"
 

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Funny scanner stories:

A friend of mine owned a small scanner shop many years ago and I covered for him for a few days when he went on vacation. A guy came in and was wondering why his scanner would not work, he had taped the rubber duck antenna to the back of the scanner and put a piece of rubber fish tank tube between the connectors. He said the antenna, when placed on the top of the radio was too tall and that the tube "should guide the microwaves to the radio from the antenna".

We had a guy at a scanner club meeting ask if he were to reverse the polarity of the crystals in his scanner would it work better?
 

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On our transit frequency there's lots of comradery and cooperation among the drivers. The dispatcher is seldom heard from unless called by a driver, or a parent calls the depot to report her kid hasn't shown up after school.
I heard a cop once come on the radio and yell "Radio..... A cricket ball has come out of nowhere and smashed our windscreen!" to which the operator replied "Gee Kings Cross 1..... that must have belonged to one seriouslly big cricket!"
 

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Santa must have missed someone here in Danville...Jan. 19th DFD and DLSC dispatched to a house with a person stuck in a chimney...according to caller, he was hearing someone in his chimney talking...Engine 4 checked the chimney and reported the hole was too small for a person to fit inside...
 

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Colorado State Patrol dispatcher: "Unit XX please repeat, you went all digital."
 
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