Funny/Odd things heard on the scanner

hotdjdave

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LAPD MDTs

When I was a kid, I started out as a police explorer (cadet) for the LAPD. After being there a year, they got MDTs (Mobile Data Terminals) in their cars. The officers learned to use them and the ins and outs of the system (what they could do and get away with). I remember the officers used to use the MDTs to flirt with the PSRs (Police Service Representatives - dispatchers), and in fact, even make dates. I actually saw this myself on many occasions.

In more recent times, much scrutiny came down on the LAPD for transmitting racial epithets on the MDTs.

Now the LAPD has much newer MDTs (and better – more like a laptop, but not the best – the old ones were huge using a CRT monitor), and their use is much more sterile and always recorded.
 
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hotdjdave said:
I remember the officers used to use the MDTs to flirt with the PSRs (Police Service Representatives - dispatchers), and in fact, even make dates. I actually saw this myself on many occasions.
Oh gosh, yes, it happened. But MANY occasions? I seriously doubt that. Long before the MDTs we'd occasionally voice cryptic little things to someone "special." A favorite would be to transmit "no wants" on a phoney license plate containing the letters Ida-Lincoln-Young (for I Love You) when you heard his/her voice. So sappy. And SO unauthorized. Today a PSR can get days off for pulling stuff like that.

L.A.'s MDT messages have always been recorded, as have the radio frequencies. It's just that they really DO routinely audit them now, ever since the "motorist" King fiasco.
 
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I had a patients husband tell me while driving his wife and him to the hospital:

"I want you to get us there as fast as possible, but I want you to drive slowly."

I dont get it.... just some of the strange requests by family in the EMS world
 

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I often monitor some very little used frequenices programmed into natural resource agency radios when I'm in the range of simplex communications between lookout facilites. If the lookouts are remote and difficult to get to requiring the person to live there for periods of several weeks they often don't get to speak to anyone but other lookouts. Cell phones have cut down on much of the communications on these "obscure" frequencies, but many lookouts are located beyond the reach of cell phones and often are in locations where keeping cell phone batteries charged for an entire tour is not easy.

In 1980 the Cibola National Forest replaced their radio system with a multi channel system with microwave linked sites and about a dozen repeaters. The Forest Net was the one with repeaters, there was an additional frequency which could be used as a tactical or command with base stations using linked remote bases to communicate with field units, and a special tactical or work channel that the remote bases could not receive but could be used for one way transmissions to the field. The purpose of this "channel 4" being set up this way was to keep this a field only channel that base stations could not utilize except if they could not get a hold of a unit on any other channel and the situation was urgent. They would then make a one way broadcast asking a unit to switch to one of the other channels.

The field radios and many of the base stations located in lookouts and remote stations did not scan. So most of the field units kept their radios on the Forest Net unless an incident required the use of the other channels. If we passed someone on the road and wanted to have a semi-private conversation with them while mobile we used to hold up four fingers so we did not alert anyone over the air that we were going to switch to channel four. Even with this in mind we figrured that there was a remote chance someone would hear us so we kept the conversation content of such a nature that it would not do damage to anyone. The possibility of a scanner owner hearing us was low as there were not a lot of programmable scanners out there at the time with their search functions and organizations that published the results of searches were not widespread. So the public's knowledge of the frequenices added to our new system was going to take quite a while to grow.

When I first had this explained to me the first thing I thought was channel 4 would become the "lookout chit chat channel." Even though I did not have much space in my 10 channel Bearcat 210 at the time, I made sure I made channel 4 a part of my permanent program. I lived on the ranger station compound of another ranger district on the Cibola located about 75 to 100 miles from the closest of two lookouts on an adjacent district. About a week after the radio system was nearly complete I heard these two lookouts talking late one night. The ranger district office for these two lookouts is located in a small town in western New Mexico that had a very large 4th of July celebration every year with a parade, BBQ, dances, carnival, mud vollyball, skinniest legs contests, tug of wars, fireworks, and all of the neat events small town America has on the 4th.

These lookouts assumed that since the base stations could not receive them and that everyone was off duty that night, that they could speak with complete freedom, with the operative word here being "complete." Both lookouts were staffed by female employees who proceeded to talk about the guys who asked them out to the various 4th of July events. They began to compare notes on the guys they didn't like who asked them out and about the guys who didn't but they wished did. Their descriptions of the various guys and what they imagined they would do with the guys they really wished had asked them out are best related as being "graphic." The longer this went on and the later it got the more graphic the conversation became. I finally turned off the scanner around midnight and would not have listened that long unless I had the following day off. My wife and I just looked at each other with surprise as this whole event transpired.

Did I verify my thoughts about channel 4 becoming the lookout chit chat channel and keep it a secret? Keep in mind the terrain of New Mexico, which is best described as "island in the sky" topography. That is the state consists of a lot of high elevation plains with small, isolated, high elevation mountain ranges scattered about the western 2/3 of the state. Those mountain ranges were often National Forest land and many of them had lookouts on them. The ability to communicate between lookouts on simplex was incredible. Distances of 150 to 250 miles were involved. A scanner owner located between these points could often hear both sides of the conversation. With that in mind, and the image of the agency as a factor, I reluctantly reported the incident to management. It took about two days for the message to reach the two woman involved as I heard them talking the next night, but on the following night things became very quiet on the chit chat channel.

The location of these two lookouts are well covered by cell phone systems now so the likelihood of a similar situation like this is almost null. If you find yourself in a remote location such as the mountains of central Idaho (insert the MacGruder road or the middle fork of the Salmon River), the likelihood is higher, but with so many hand held scanners out there, so many sources of frequency information being available, and agency radios equipped with scanning features, the era of juicy lookout chit chat is probably over.
 

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:) First a little back ground. Engine1 had just returned from a fire and was loading hose back on the engine. Half of the required hose was loaded when another call came in for a structure fire. Engine 1 responded, but not before telling the dispatcher about the hose situation.

"Headquarters to Car 1." "This is Car 1 go ahead headquarters." Car 1, be advised that Engine 1 is responding and they have half a load on." "Car 1 ---------." :roll:
 

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Relatively slow night in Arlington Texas........

The police and EMS were trying to entertain themselves when you hear one of the supervisors come over the radio.....

Supervisor: "Attention all units let's keep the talk about nature and wildlife to a minimum!"
1st Unknown unit: "Mooo"
2nd Unknown unit: "Quack Quack"
Supervisor: "Thank god I didn't say anything about working with a bunch of monkeys!"
Many units started making monkey noises...... At this point the dispatcher was laughing so hard that she couldn't make a call out if she needed to!
 

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Heard on 124.500 Charlottesville tower (CHO)

Tower to arriving aircraft "Use caution, buzzards circling near the approach"
Arriving aircraft "Roger, thanks"
Unknown aircraft "Shouldn't the lawyers issue a MOTAM when they are having a convention?"
 

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Dont know about any other PD's in US but here they have HORRIBLE problems with there MDT's not working and having to constantly log off (including rebooting modem that is in the trunk) and log back on several times in order to get them working.

well just a while ago a officer called in to dispatch with his own solution.

Unit: Unit*** to Dispatch.
Dispatch: Unit*** copy.
Unit: Would it be advised to logout and shutdown modem and turn back on while throwing my laptop out the window onto the interstate to fix the problem?
Dispatch: (with huge pause of silence) It will come out of your paycheck.
Unit: (agrovated voice) 10-4.
 

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I was just watching a 707 on final to the San Antonio airport when a commutor jet received instructions to turn in behind it. The 707 had the old lowbypass turbo fans leaving the classic black trail behind it. The pilot of the commutor said "I'm right behind smokey". The tower laughed and said "we were just discussing that!". When the 707 had finished his rollout the tower gave instructions on the ramp to exit on and switch to ground. The 707 pilot responded by just keying up and said "smokey". It was good for a lunchtime laugh!
 

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Unit just requested Oklahoma tag " WHATCOP" on county dispatch.... another unit said "nice tag" right after.... I bet they're getting a ticket for something!!! :lol: :twisted:
 

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phil_smith said:
Unit just requested Oklahoma tag " WHATCOP" on county dispatch.... another unit said "nice tag" right after.... I bet they're getting a ticket for something!!! :lol: :twisted:
Used to be a college student here that drove one of those Jap hot rods, couldn't keep his foot out of it. Thing was, his personalized tag was "Speedin"! Want to make any guesses how often he got pulled over? Haven't heard it this year, don't know if he graduated, got smart and ditched the tag, or lost his license, but I'm betting on door #3! :lol:

Mark S.
 

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K5MAR said:
Used to be a college student here that drove one of those Jap hot rods, couldn't keep his foot out of it. Thing was, his personalized tag was "Speedin"! Want to make any guesses how often he got pulled over? Haven't heard it this year, don't know if he graduated, got smart and ditched the tag, or lost his license, but I'm betting on door #3! :lol:

Mark S.

When I see PE tags like that I have to wonder what people were thinking... I know I want to draw the least amount of attenion from the police to myself! :lol:
 

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My FD is dispatched by the local PD so its either an officer or sgt dispatching. the following happened about 10 years ago.

(fire tones)...(voice screaming on radio) FIRE....FIRE......BIG FIRE......(mike dekeys)

We eventually found out where the fire was after he calmed down a bit. We all still laugh about that one.
 
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Heard on Carrollton not 2 minutes ago:

Dispatch: Engine 113, Medic 113 you are enroute to a subject who is 10-96 (lights on but no one home, wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead etc). She says that her neighbor is smoking marijuana. She couldnt stand the smell so she sprayed bleach all over her house and is now having trouble breathing.
 

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Heard in Mammoth Lakes last night during a snowstorm with 50-60 mph winds.

"4413, Mono 1, respond to Juniper Court for a 415 (disturbance). A subject attempting to back his motor home to turnaround has slipped and collided with the RP's truck parked in the driveway. Subject is quite argumentatiive, claims it is the RP's fault, and states he is a lawyer."

Unidentified transmission "isn't that reduntant?"
 

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Overheard late last night. Responding officer was writing his report on an robbery and the victim was demanding a copy right then. So the officer calls his Lieutenant for advice since all reports are released the next day from Central records after typing .

LT: " Now let me get this straight.. he wants a copy of your report tonight so he can prove to his wife he was rolled by a prostitute and didn't just lose his money"

Cop: yes sir.

LT: "Naw, tell him to get it tomorrow at central records. Where does he live?"

Cop: gives address

LT: That's Delta district, I guess you can leave 1st shift a note so they know where to start looking for a body if he doesn't show up for work..."

Cop: Yes sir
 

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I was listening to a rather large church fire in Springfield one night and heard this interesting bit of info come in: "Safety to all units...get the HELL out it's coming down".

I heard later on the news that all of the guys got out safe, but the wall collapsed.

Also, when I had a scanner with the cell frequencies still open (let's say Pro-51) I heard a cell call of someone talking to his significant other and said "Yeah, I've been sick recently...It's been coming out greeeen."
 

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Heard this on the Seaside Heights Police-6 frequency:

Dispatch: "Can't we all just get along?"
Unit: "Negative."
 

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LAPD - Student Protest Against Congressional Anti-Illegal Immigration Law; Violence

I heard the below transmissions today (well, yesterday), Monday, March 27, 2006, between 2:15 PM and 2:45 PM. There were tens of thousands of students who cut out of school and marched to protest the new anti-illegal immigration law being proposed by congress. There were reported 500,000 protesters over the weekend for the same issue. This call came from the Van Nuys Civic Center/City Hall (a sort of City Hall annex for the San Fernando Valley (SFV) portion of Los Angeles) protest. The larger protest was in Downtown Los Angeles. LAPD has a Police Station at the same location - Van Nuys Division (which also houses the Valley Bureau - the next step up above a Division). The following was transmitted on LAPD Citywide TAC 5 on simplex (LAPD ROVER channel 48 - 484.6375 MHz (P25)) - I underlined the part I am pointing out as "funny" (to me anyway):

LAPD Unit: "We just heard shots fired."

Another LAPD Unit: "CP, we are getting reports of shots fired by Van Nuys and Sylvan or possibly Victory." (Van Nuys, Sylvan, and Victory are streets)

LAPD Air Unit: "Air Unit to Unit responding to the shots fired: there are two guys standing near were the reports of shots fired came from...they are wearing uniforms, like garage or mechanics uniforms. You might want to ask them if they saw anything."

LAPD Unit responding: "We have victims here but no one was shot. There were definitely shots fired by two or three male Hispanic gang bangers. They left in a vehicle eastbound on Sylvan. But the victims were just gang bangers, too."

LAPD Air Unit: "Roger"

Of course, this is by memory and the exact wording may be different, but the facts are the same.

There was also a report from the station desk (9L90) that the City Attorney's Office (located in the same civic center area) was taking on glass bottles thrown at their windows.

By the way, the news media reported that this was a "peaceful demonstration, with no acts of violence." Shots fired and bottles thrown at windows does not sound "peaceful" or without an act of violence to me. I listened to the downtown LA demonstration for a while, too, but concentrated on what was close to where I live in the SFV. All these students were truant (breaking the law), but the mayor of LA, Antonio Villaraigosa (known locally and by talk show hosts and politicians as "Mayor Reconquista," and is a proponent of illegal immigration, a proponent of Aztlan, and a member of MECHA), along with the LA Unified School District (LAUSD) excused the students to "exercise their freedom of speech." This whole event was organized by adults who are proponents of illegal immigration. I wonder if the mayor and the LAUSD would excuse students who cut school for someone who organized an anti-illegal immigration protest? NOT!

What is:
MECHA: http://www.americanpatrol.com/MECHA/MEChAindex.html
Aztlan: http://www.americanpatrol.com/RECONQUISTA/ELPLANDEAZTLAN.html
http://www.americanpatrol.com/MECHA/AZTLAN.html
 
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