Oh, my God, Becky, look at that battery
It is so big, it looks like
One of those scanner guys' toys
But, ya know, who understands those scanner guys?
I mean, that battery is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look, it's just so, black.
I like big batts and I can not lie
You other hams can't deny
That when a scanner goes by with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that battery's STUFFED!
So scanners, if the backplate's round,
And you want a triple X throw down
Tune to 1-900MHz-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got batts
I'll give you a laugh, Jon, but just this once... :lol: