tvengr
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Airline pilot calling his maintenance base: "I don't know what you used to clean the cockpit, but my eyes are watering so bad that I cannot see a thing."
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tvengr
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I though Donald Duck used single sideband.Yeah when did DONALD DUCK join the police or fire department.
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Oh my mistake. Must have been CHARLIE BROWN'S teacher.
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Yikes, I would hate to be on that flight....
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Too much COVID juice.
tvengr
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How do you know you weren't?
What dept?
129: Headquarters?
HQ: Go ahead
Dog: BARK BARK BARK
HQ: Copy
HQ: Go ahead
Dog: BARK BARK BARK
HQ: Copy
KB2GOM
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Too good not to share:
From one of the law enforcement channels on my scanner this am, upstate New York:
"Found in the road . . . a lot of money, a 12-pack of Budweiser, a hat, and a pair of boots . . . not sure what happened here."
From one of the law enforcement channels on my scanner this am, upstate New York:
"Found in the road . . . a lot of money, a 12-pack of Budweiser, a hat, and a pair of boots . . . not sure what happened here."
tvengr
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Police officer responding to burglary in progress call: "I knocked on the door but there was no answer."
Dispatcher: "If I were a burglar, I wouldn't answer the door either."
Dispatcher: "If I were a burglar, I wouldn't answer the door either."
Not my video, but I came across this clip and though it might be fitting to share it here.
I watched that like 3 hours ago.
Not my video, but I came across this clip and though it might be fitting to share it here.
KB1KQJ
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Pilot after asking for the long runway, being declined and told to use the shorter runway: "that's okay, I'm up for a challenge".
Monitoring Sheriff Dispatch, responding to a vehicle rollover incident. Conversation between a Deputy and his Sergeant.
UNIT1: UNIT1 to SGT, go to tac.
Switch to tac
UNIT1: Just to let you know, we're gonna be out here for a bit. It's a rollover, blocking the whole road, and... a mile of traffic in each direction.
SGT: Okay, you need anything over there?
UNIT1: A large sign to put up saying, "Stop coming and asking us how long the road will be closed for" would be cool.
SGT: See if I can find some cardboard to write it out for ya.
UNIT1: UNIT1 to SGT, go to tac.
Switch to tac
UNIT1: Just to let you know, we're gonna be out here for a bit. It's a rollover, blocking the whole road, and... a mile of traffic in each direction.
SGT: Okay, you need anything over there?
UNIT1: A large sign to put up saying, "Stop coming and asking us how long the road will be closed for" would be cool.
SGT: See if I can find some cardboard to write it out for ya.
screenersam
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GIRLFRIEND IN BACKYARD BURNING ALL OF CALLER'S BELONGINGS
XXXXX Dr - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury Police are responding to Cottontail Drive for a report of an MDOP. The caller said that his girlfriend is burning all his belongings in the backyard.
XXXXX Dr - Salisbury, MD
Salisbury Police are responding to Cottontail Drive for a report of an MDOP. The caller said that his girlfriend is burning all his belongings in the backyard.
KB2GOM
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Heard just now on the mutual aid channel in my area (near Albany, NY):
"There is no fire . . . apparently the cats were playing with the fire alarm, and somehow they activated it."
"There is no fire . . . apparently the cats were playing with the fire alarm, and somehow they activated it."
Maybe the owners will feed them next time.
screenersam
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Wicomico County Sheriff's Office has been dispatched to Roaring Point Park to check on the welfare of a man singing to a tree stump.
Wicomico County, MD
Wicomico County, MD
Dispatch: Public assistance, respond to a gentleman says he dropped his teeth down the elevator.
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